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Life isn't about finding yourself, it's about creating yourself. -Unknown

[Comedy Couple @SexNotesEver]

Claim your girl, love your girl, fuck your girl, spoil your girl, be faithful to your girl, trust your girl & she will stay your girl.

[Comedy Couple @SexNotesEver]

I want a cute, long relationship where everyone is like "damn, they're still together?"

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I fell in love with you, I don't know how, I don't know when, I don't know where... but I did.""

[Comedy Couple @SexNotesEver]

If a girl is stupid enough to love you after you broke her heart, I guarantee you, she is the one.""

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People get mad when you treat them how they treat you."

[Comedy Couple @SexNotesEver]

Once you start loving someone it's hard to stop."

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Mila 😍😍😍

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Yes, I flirt. But once I'm yours, I'm yours. I'll stay committed to you, and only you. No one else.

[Comedy Couple @SexNotesEver]

Remember, as long as you are breathing it's never too late to start a new beginning.

[Comedy Couple @SexNotesEver]

Let's smoke & fuck.

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Every relationship has its problems, but being willing to stay when things go wrong indicates "true love."

[Comedy Couple @SexNotesEver]

how to get a thigh gap: put a guys head between your legs

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That awkward moment when you're eating alphabet soup and then choke on the D.

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When I hug someone I want a full hug, not that one arm hug shit

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She got the kind of pussy you gotta say grace before you eat it. It's just so good.

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Please stop talking...Your mouth was made for better things ;)

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I like my head like I like my weed = BOMB

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Kiss her passionately and hold her close.

[Comedy Couple @SexNotesEver]

Morning sex is more effective than 5 cups of coffee