Slang Terms for Sex

RETWEET if it makes you laugh. Send your own if you think you can do better!

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Porking

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Putting your P in a V and busting your L on her T's

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Testing for Cooties

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Worming the Bush

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Gettin up in them guts

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Entering RESTRICTED areas

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Throwing a hot dog down a hallway

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Exploring the cavern

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Pogo sticking

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Banging one out for America

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Laying pipe

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Planting the seed, fucking the plant

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Throwing a dog a bone (but not an actual dog because that's bestiality)

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Filling her up

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Going with the motion of the ocean

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Riding the bologna pony

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Horizontal dancing

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Doin' it and doin' it and doin' it well.

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doing the Consensual John Travolta