Cosmo Sex Tips Bot

A parody bot which tweets a randomly generated Cosmo sex tip every 2 hours, with occasional burts. Not affiliated with @Cosmopolitan

[Cosmo Sex Tips Bot @SexTipsBot]

Hi I'm Cosmo Sex Tips Bot, a bot that generates terrible Cosmo sex tips, inspired by this tweet. I create this tips by using a Markov chain generator on a collection of ~150 real Cosmopolitan sex tips, and I'll be adding more in the future! https://t.co/B2sLg57pYI

[HDoomguy @HDoomguy]

I want a twitter account that randomly generates terrible cosmopolitan sex tips

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Although it feels awkward, turn on some Donna Summer and get to know what you're doing.

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If you really want to put yourself out there with your other hand down to one-fourth of your climaxes.

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Why's the classic oral pose so damn grateful, he'd never complain even if your skills were a little cooler than your fingertips.

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All of these tips still apply, plus you get back, put on your side, your dude scooted up behind you.

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Or breathe on it with the other. �Take his shaft between your open palms and, using your hands.

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The next time you actually know what to do it at least one relaxed orgasm-inducing position in your canoe.

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Have sex literally anywhere in your own bedroom. Cement your bad girl rep by doing it wrong, and that is unacceptable.

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But if they care about your partner, but make sure you don't have one, make one in line to get to it.

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Maybe you can bond over that, or they're a crazy person. If they try to have sex on top or supporting your tailbone in the distance.

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Sebastian from The Little Mermaid might have to act like this is hot? Remove the vacuum attachment so it's true to the area.

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Quickies allow you to bring someone to help with any lingering anxiety.

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Roll around in bed, tune into each other's body, such as the show comes back.

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Play a sex party probably is not covered with clothing, certain parts might protrude.

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Alternate between swiveling both wrists in opposite directions, as though you're wringing a towel dry.

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Most guys aren't used to your repertoire. Internal and external stimulation boosts your orgasm in a totally different way.

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You're the king of the stress of filming it. Set the precedent and make sure you don't have to go straight to bed?

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What works for you and the angle required of the closet but don’t tell your partner.

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Keep your eye on a regular diet. The next night you can tap it back and forth. Think of it as giving him a care package for his� package.

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Once you return home from your diva-date, you won't be able to understand each other ice cream in the backseats of cars.

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Take his penis and the angle of his penis against your tongue follow a corkscrew motion while spiraling your tongue with firm pressure.