Wade Wilson™

❝ You may be wondering, “Wade, when did you get a Twitter?“ Just now, dingus.❝ |Parody| Not Associated with Marvel|*OFFENSIVE*|

[Wade Wilson™ @SexiestMerc]

"I wonder if my senpai, @VancityReynolds , will ever notice me. Maybe we can masturbate together someday."

[Doctor Strange @DrStrange]

ǝƃuɐɹʇSɹoʇɔop# ¿uʍop ǝpᴉsdn pǝuɹnʇ plɹoʍ ɹnoʎ ǝʌɐɥ oʇ ʎpɐǝɹ noʎ ǝɹ∀

[Wade Wilson™ @SexiestMerc]

"I'm glad we share similar attractions to muscular, tall men." https://t.co/keWhKa5zPF

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Inject this film directly into my face immediately. https://t.co/70cnmMAp4Y

[Wade Wilson™ @SexiestMerc]

"Suck my avacodo di-

WHERE IS MY LOTION."

[Wade Wilson™ @SexiestMerc]

"Listen here, you fuckcunt."

[Wade Wilson™ @SexiestMerc]

"Man. My mixtape is definitely fire.
Thanks @twitter !"

[Wade Wilson™ @SexiestMerc]

"SUP, FUCKFACES."

[Wade Wilson™ @SexiestMerc]

"Savage as fuck. I love my alter ego." https://t.co/L1axICISfy

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Tip: It's important parents take little "time outs" for themselves too. Even if you feel pretty guilty when you return 14 years later.

[Wade Wilson™ @SexiestMerc]

"Sup bitches!
DJ D-Pool is back in the house!
... That sounds lame. Fuck."

[Wade Wilson™ @SexiestMerc]

|| I'm sick, so sorry for the inactivity.
:(

[Wade Wilson™ @SexiestMerc]

"Go back to New Jersey with dish soap." https://t.co/FxMX2x8MmO

[𝐉𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐘. @CallousVoid]

||: Activity will increase on this account from now on.

DMs and mentions are open for plotting. Favorite if interested.

#RT

[Wade Wilson™ @SexiestMerc]

@ItsKaranSoni "Did you get the girl?!"

[Wade Wilson™ @SexiestMerc]

"Ajax is a type of dish soap, /Francis/." https://t.co/J2jZgGUmv6

[Aʝαx. @AccursedEssence]

His digits rubbed his temples, frustration bubbling.
“I'm not a dish soap, and stop calling me Francis!” https://t.co/IE7wBLmZnu

[Wade Wilson™ @SexiestMerc]

"My dishes need you." https://t.co/wA8OcB83il

[Aʝαx. @AccursedEssence]

A heavy sigh escaped his lips.
“Oh Jesus. . You again.” https://t.co/yCGmGrInZX

[Wade Wilson™ @SexiestMerc]

"WATCH ME." https://t.co/QLF798HP2N

[━ Ｇｙｐｓｙ Ｄａｎｇｅｒ @NuclearDrifter]

|| You can't handle the neural load by yourself. || https://t.co/zeope7IzK1

[Wade Wilson™ @SexiestMerc]

"Wade Wilson." https://t.co/1y5fpRvJG1

[━ Ｇｙｐｓｙ Ｄａｎｇｅｒ @NuclearDrifter]

|| Who should Pilot Gypsy? ||

[Wade Wilson™ @SexiestMerc]

"FRANCIS!" https://t.co/fXTWsJ5y6O

[Aʝαx. @AccursedEssence]

“There is this certain entity going around. . By the name. . Josiah?”
Ajax arched a brow.

[Wade Wilson™ @SexiestMerc]

|| JUST DONT KILL ME PLS https://t.co/mRgeDpTegv

[━ Ｇｙｐｓｙ Ｄａｎｇｅｒ @NuclearDrifter]

|| YUS, THEN WERE GONNA FUCKIN FIGHT! || https://t.co/lY1Hf9fWQ6

[Wade Wilson™ @SexiestMerc]

|| IM GONNA MAKE A MIXTURE OF OTACHI AND RAIJI.
LETS FUCKIN DO IT. https://t.co/4LKTGeYT50

[━ Ｇｙｐｓｙ Ｄａｎｇｅｒ @NuclearDrifter]

|| Shit, that's a good question. There's Otachi, Leatherback, Knifehead... || https://t.co/G2VnTEBBi9

[Wade Wilson™ @SexiestMerc]

|| and now the fun part...
Which kaiju. https://t.co/Gs5LjX7Wcw

[━ Ｇｙｐｓｙ Ｄａｎｇｅｒ @NuclearDrifter]

|| I need some action anyway, Nikki! || https://t.co/VnMpEd0Eif

[Wade Wilson™ @SexiestMerc]

|| YOURE MAKING ME WANT TO MAKE A KAIJU, DAMMIT. https://t.co/3m8M2o3eAD

[━ Ｇｙｐｓｙ Ｄａｎｇｅｒ @NuclearDrifter]

#GetRekt