π€ Hi, I'm Simone! If you love stripteases from alt girls in lingerie and band shirts, then I'm for you! ππ MDNI π
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π€π Part IV of "Baltimore Blues" OUT NOW ππ€
It's got a #paranormal threesome & #sexmagick! What else could you hope for in October? π»π»
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My top 5 names for dildos (& their balls):
1) Lou Rod (& The Velvet Underground)
2) Iggy Cock (& The Stooges)
3) Jarvis Cocker (& The Cum-On People)
4) Willy Corgan (& The Smashing Pumpkins)
5) Harry Debbie (& The Blondies)
What are yours?
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My top 5 songs for eating pussy:
1) I Know the End - Phoebe Bridgers
2) Clarity - Zedd ft. Foxes
3) Medicate - AFI
4) Tokyo - White Lies
5) Atomic - Blondie
What are yours?
#Top5#TopFive#HighFidelity#SimonesTopFive
My top 5 songs for sucking D:
1) Common People - Pulp
2) King - Florence + the Machine
3) Zero - The Smashing Pumpkins
4) Soft Drink - Cherry Glazerr
5) Children of the Grave - Black Sabbath
What are yours?
#Top5#TopFive#HighFidelity#SimonesTopFive
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Get a taste by reading the FREE SAMPLE by yours truly!
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"Wasted Nun" - new sexy story just posted to #Medium
God dirty talks to a bored nun & helps her get off. It's sacrilicious!
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