Doctor tRuth

Explaining politics as if it were a sexual relationship. Surprisingly enlightening. Safe space for bipartisan & curious.

[Doctor tRuth @SexofPolitics]

I’m back!
America, it seems, finds itself in a relationship with a bully. If your partner lies, puts down all your friends, butters your foes, and questions the validity of all you thought you knew, you’re in an abusive relationship. ADVICE THREAD

[Doctor tRuth @SexofPolitics]

Self-awareness is very sexy.

[Doctor tRuth @SexofPolitics]

Yeah. I let you go out with your friends last night, so clearly I’m not a control-freak monster.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The failing @nytimes wrote a Fake piece today implying that because White House Councel Don McGahn was giving hours of testimony to the Special Councel, he must be a John Dean type “RAT.” But I allowed him and all others to testify - I didn’t have to. I have nothing to hide......

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Kevin McCarthy is mistaken. His account settings are causing this. It's not Twitter censoring Laura Ingraham.

[Doctor tRuth @SexofPolitics]

I’m so lame, I have no idea what “superdry” is. Also, I really do not want to know what superdry is. It sounds terrible.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

The Superdry co-founder said the public know Brexit will be a "disaster" https://t.co/kbqTxUPSlT

[Doctor tRuth @SexofPolitics]

When you get home to find the family room covered in shredded paper, and your dog looks at you with big, pouty, blinking eyes, while the kids just stand back, gawking.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

....and have demanded transparency so that this Rigged and Disgusting Witch Hunt can come to a close. So many lives have been ruined over nothing - McCarthyism at its WORST! Yet Mueller & his gang of Dems refuse to look at the real crimes on the other side - Media is even worse!

[Doctor tRuth @SexofPolitics]

How to fix America:
1. Give all Republicans Xanax.
2. Give all Democrats Viagra.

[Doctor tRuth @SexofPolitics]

Denial is not just a huge river in Egypt...

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Presidential Approval numbers are very good - strong economy, military and just about everything else. Better numbers than Obama at this point, by far. We are winning on just about every front and for that reason there will not be a Blue Wave, but there might be a Red Wave!

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

This about sums up the Republican party right now.

[Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan]

.⁦@KingJames⁩ married his high school sweetheart. He has 3 children by 1 woman. He has more morality in his pinky toe than in 10 of you. LeBron builds schools for children, he doesn’t lock them in cages. Keep his name out of your mouth you lowlife gaslighting, racist scum.

[Doctor tRuth @SexofPolitics]

Have a fucking cookie and STFU, manchild! It’s exhausting taking care of EVERYONE!

[Doctor tRuth @SexofPolitics]

Sure. But is it too much to expect this AND not to treat women like meat from a US Senator?

[Richard W. Painter @RWPUSA]

Franken asked the right questions.
Sessions lied.
Franken then called out Sessions on his lies.
Sessions then recused.
Without Franken, Mueller probably wouldn’t be doing what he is doing today.
Good senators make a difference.

https://t.co/b0WMi8GTtV

[Doctor tRuth @SexofPolitics]

Who ever smelt it, dealt it.

[The Washington Times @WashTimes]

Donald Trump Jr. compares Democrats to Nazis, says DNC platform 'awfully similar' to Hitler's https://t.co/7bzkJQEpPT

[Doctor tRuth @SexofPolitics]

Who you going to believe? The liar or the one who lies for him?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

“Pastor praises Trump as 'pro-black' at prison reform event” https://t.co/xFKf1arebx

[Doctor tRuth @SexofPolitics]

@Noahpinion Virtual reality porn.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Just because @realDonaldTrump obstructs justice in full public view by calling on Sessions to interfere in Mueller investigation doesn't mean it's not obstruction of justice. Like when @POTUS went on TV & said he fired Comey due to Russia investigation. That was also obstruction.

[Doctor tRuth @SexofPolitics]

More wishful thinking...

[Matthew Miller @matthewamiller]

I've been reluctant to attribute Trump's escalation to some knowledge that something is coming, since you can argue that being unhinged is his natural resting state....but he really seems to be losing it the past few days.

[Doctor tRuth @SexofPolitics]

TFW your husband sends flowers to your high school bully.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Thank you to Chairman Kim Jong Un for keeping your word & starting the process of sending home the remains of our great and beloved missing fallen! I am not at all surprised that you took this kind action. Also, thank you for your nice letter - l look forward to seeing you soon!

[Doctor tRuth @SexofPolitics]

Your optimism is ADORABLE.

[Jim Acosta @Acosta]

Hannity is a propagandist for profit, peddling lies every night. He says he’s just a talk show host, not a journalist. But he’s injecting poison into the nation’s political bloodstream warping public attitudes about the press. I’m confident in the long run the truth will prevail.

[Doctor tRuth @SexofPolitics]

Just spitballing here, but maybe we can’t afford democracy. It’s awfully pricey.