Beefcake Supreme

I’ve definitely had sex before

[Beefcake Supreme @SexualGary]

If only god can just then I must be god

[Beefcake Supreme @SexualGary]

Do you think Schauffele ever feels like French off-brand Scheffler?

[Beefcake Supreme @SexualGary]

I get hard whenever I shit

[Beefcake Supreme @SexualGary]

The clitoris should be called a shenis

[Beefcake Supreme @SexualGary]

Anyone that drinks orange juice with pulp is a psychopath

[Beefcake Supreme @SexualGary]

Every time there’s thunder it’s god twerking

[Beefcake Supreme @SexualGary]

Currently on poo number 3 for the day

[Beefcake Supreme @SexualGary]

Who goes to Arby’s?

[Beefcake Supreme @SexualGary]

Little people would make great placeholders for NFL kickers

[Beefcake Supreme @SexualGary]

Consent is my kink

[Beefcake Supreme @SexualGary]

You shouldn’t be able to call yourself a dog person if your dog weighs less than a cat

[Beefcake Supreme @SexualGary]

I don’t care about you, let alone what music you listened to this year

[Beefcake Supreme @SexualGary]

Seeing everyone’s Spotify Wrapped makes me want to switch to Apple Music

[Beefcake Supreme @SexualGary]

Going down on a girl should be called spelunking

[Beefcake Supreme @SexualGary]

Jesus might’ve just had a foot fetish

[Beefcake Supreme @SexualGary]

Got out of the shower and released such a wet fart that I immediately turned the shower back on

[Beefcake Supreme @SexualGary]

@Drew__Whittaker Chaos

[Beefcake Supreme @SexualGary]

Guys will make fun of girls for spending $5 a day on coffee and then turn around and spend $10 a day on Red Bull

[Patrick Casey @PatrickCasey]

The Bucks hashtag to rule them all: #GoBucksBucksInSixBucksForeverGiannisIsTheMVPHesTheBestInTheWorldNoOnesGonnaStopEmTheyreGonnaWinToday

[Beefcake Supreme @SexualGary]

Can’t wait to be a stepdad