SexualYeti🔞

A NSFW artist, funny man, unironic weeb, lover of sexy nerd crap. Commissions closed. 🔞Minors DNI
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[SexualYeti🔞 @SexualYeti]

@OwlcatGames So what you saying is I should NOT have tongue roll out of my mouth like a carpet, my eyes shoot out of my head, shouting "awooga" before my head turns into wolf's head and I start howling an panting and smashing chairs on tables?

[SexualYeti🔞 @SexualYeti]

@Auri01927202 We need more Imperial Guard based on obscure post-medieval pre-modern armies with weird yet stylish uniforms

[CEO of Goblins 🇺🇸 Commissions Closed @TheWillowFox22]

scrib doon

[This is Goblin 🟢🫟 @thisisgoblin]

Biddy Blas, moota-baka!

[SexualYeti🔞 @SexualYeti]

@KungFuMan316 Just make a followup of the first one! People like the first one so make more of it! This isn't so hard, guys...

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@TheWillowFox22 It's what Ewoks-era George Lucas would have wanted...

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@csaurageul @SmokeyMcC Since you are not a hot blonde white lesbian (I think) you should be safe.

[SexualYeti🔞 @SexualYeti]

@differland_ I would be flattered.

[DeumosDen🔞 @DeumosDMX]

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[sgtmadness | commissions closed @sgtmadnesss]

🖤 The two best couples ever. 🖤

[SexualYeti🔞 @SexualYeti]

As someone who works in software development, the reason is that when we reach 40 we are taken underground to the Grudging Halls where we are expected to fight to the death in a tournament of brutal cage matches.

The winner becomes a system architect

[Dorian Develops @DorianDevelops]

Can someone please explain this joke and tell me why there are no software engineers over 40?

[SexualYeti🔞 @SexualYeti]

If I can offer one small consolation: EA is still very much in the red and will probably be selling off the Dragon Age and Mass Effect IPs. Also for those laid off who were permitted no creative control, I wish you the best.

[SexualYeti🔞 @SexualYeti]

I was saddened by Bioware's passing... ten years ago.

[DreadAnon @DreadAnon]

Had BioWare been shut down in 2006, their achievements would have been immortal. Had they been shut down in 2016, they would have had a great but flawed legacy. But they were shut down in 2026. Alas, what can one say?

[SexualYeti🔞 @SexualYeti]

@ReviewsPossum Something the film left out is that Eridians perceive texture in the same way we do colour. Hence why he describes Adrian based on his light-to-texture instruments as "Medium-rough" as green sits in the middle of the visible spectrum as medium-rough does on the textural spectrum

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@iah_fy Biddy Blas be the most purely true star wars thing to come out in literally decades.

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@unicouniuni3 Uni's response will be like:

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@TheGeniusFetus If evil why cute?

[CSAURAGEUL @csaurageul]

"we tried to make the characters as hot as possible"

hot to who though

speaking as someone who draws tomboys and muscles, its actually extremely easy to make girls look strong and feminine at the same time

go to any gym and youll see women who are lean as hell and also hot as fuck

I dont get that here, this is L faps

"I'm gay and even I think they look sexy idk what youre talking about"

yeah well thats the problem

these feel like they were drawn by a gay man who doesnt understand what actually makes women attractive and is just drawing them the way they find appealing

it feels so incredibly cruel to women that femininity is constantly compared to weakness, and the only way way they can be considered strong, and in recent years considered attractive, is to apply masculine traits (which are good), and remove feminine traits (which are bad)

look how much theyve desperately tried to draw as little attention to their chest, as if merely mentioning the existence of boobs is some kind of cardinal sin and everything must be adrogynous and sterilized

women have breasts, why are we being such fucking prudes about this

for fucks sake, this character here is supposed to be a succubus, a literal manifestation of the sin of lust, and its the most sexless ungoonable extra in all of hazbin hotel

what the fuck are we doing here

safe horny reddit sexuality does more harm than good and needs to fucking die dude stop larping