Sexy Pinhead

Ex-Express Model, Now Prince of Pain & Suffering. Interests: Dating Fellow 10s, Paleo Dieting, & Stonks

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Suffering for good abs

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I only eat carbs for Sunday Brunch. Leviathan prefers extra soul torture on Sundays. I like to IF on Mondays while destroying the hope and dreams of the homely dressed. #sundayvibes #fashion #HotInHell #diettips

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Bought some exquisitely sharp shirts for Leviathan at the mall. Now I shall tear the skin off the innocent in the food court. 🪝😎

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Talking to @johnvarvatos about making a special covid mask for me. I believe in torturing the innocent but I just think germs are gross and not a glamours exquisite way to torture...Leviathan does not endorse this Tweet.

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Trying to get Leviathan into crypto and stonks but he’s more interested into tearing the skin off the innocent and draining their blood and replacing it with his essence.

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This brunch order better be delicious while still #paleo or I will rip the skin off off the hipster chef’s face and give this restaurant an exquisitely low Yelp rating. 🍳🪝

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Sometimes I think about giving mercy when torturing the slovenly souls to exquisite heights of pain but then I remember I’m a male model for John Varvatos and must stay on brand.

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My chains are long but my stonks are short 😎

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AMC will rise like the chains of Leviathan!

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The farmer’s market won’t accept #dodgecoin. I shall destroy their despicable souls!!!! ⛓⚙️🪦

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Vlad and Robinhood shall know the taste of exquisite pain that lives in the heart of Leviathan. If you giveth a stonk but taketh away a stonk, your soul will wither like the CEO capitals of today & tomorrow.

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I tried to explain to Leviathan why we need to invest in AMC but he was too busy tearing off the skin of hedge fund managers to listen. Hold the line!

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Went shopping at the Farmer’s market today. I wore a mask & practiced social distancing & exquisitely tortured a goat milk soap salesman with my hooks. I brought home their flesh & a basket of lavender spring soap. Skin care is very important!

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All my modeling work has dried up. Thinking about working at Home Depot’s for discounts on hooks & chains ⛓

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There’s no greater suffering than not being able to go to the gym.

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Even really hot people like myself can get Covid-19. Please save your suffering for my exquisite hooks. Wear a mask and practice social distancing. Even Leviathan is wearing a mask while torturing the souls of the damned.

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Thinking about joining Tinder but I am already in Hell.

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Since my modeling jobs got canceled I’m working for Levithian again. We are practicing social distancing in Hell while tearing the flesh off putrid undeserving souls.

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Sexiness > Being Alive &/or Having a Soul

[Sexy Pinhead @SexyPinhead]

Being extremely good-looking does not make life any less meaningless.