Seymour Wellington

God First, Bears, Cubs, Badgers, North Side Irish, humble taxpayer

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Hello,

I’m Seymour, a humble tax payer who loves deleting cold domestic beverages with the lads. Welcome

Seymour

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It’s called SOCCER!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸

USA World Cup Hype Vid

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Benjamin Netanyahu if you can hear me, St. Louis is close to developing a nuclear weapon

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

Want to join the movement? 🚫👕

Starting tonight, the upper right field bleachers at Busch Stadium will become a dedicated high-energy fan section, inspired by the Tarps Off atmosphere fans have brought to the ballpark.

Any fan in the ballpark, regardless of seat location, can join the fun. Shirts optional 😉

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God fearing patriot

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This and ripping driver for 100 swings in a row

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He has to take the train at night after staying late at the office. Make the homeless guy on the train light up his crack bowl right when he walks on

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@GovTimWalz

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The left has no answer for this

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Unfortunately, @TheMasters brand took a hit today. ESPN ruined the par 3 contest with gimmicks and unwanted celebrities forced into the spotlight. Thankfully, I’m confident Chairman Fred Ridley can fix it. We must preserve the values and standards of a tradition unlike any other!

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Disgrace to the game of golf

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DEPORT Jason Kelce from Augusta, Ban ESPN from Masters coverage, and shrink the game immediately!!

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Jason Kelce is rocking a full caddie outfit for the Par 3 Contest 😅

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“If it’s my way, I’ll stay and hold and feed a nation. 26 million doesn’t mean anything”

[Jack @jackunheard]

🚨BREAKING: Kentucky family rejects a $26 million offer to turn their farmland into a data center, roughly 10x the area’s going rate.

“If it’s my way, I’ll stay and hold and feed a nation. 26 million doesn’t mean anything.”

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Shoutout to all the Chicago Irish Catholics

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Happy Pulaski Day 🇵🇱🇺🇸

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You just created a million Ali Khamenei’s

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@FoxNews @TreyYingst

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Finally, some real news

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@John_Fanta @DKSportsbook

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I’m pro USA Hockey. And I won’t apologize

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Kevin Hart - 1st team all commercials

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@TeamCanada WE OWN YOU