A woman stepped in front of me in a queue and asked to go first because she only had one item. I also only had one item. I told her, “Go ahead your time matters more than mine.” She said that’s not what she meant. I said, “That’s exactly what it means when you cut in front of someone.” 😭
As a parent you shouldn't be telling your kids that you sacrificed your life for them, It’s hurtful and manipulative, and it’s not true. You chose to have your kids and nobody forced you to have them. Taking care of them is your responsibility.
Bruce Willis appeared on Friends because he lost a bet to Matthew Perry while filming The Whole Nine Yards.
He ended up playing Jennifer Aniston’s love interest, donated his salary to charity, and even won an Emmy for the role.❤️
I told my daughter that when she lies her eyes turned a different color. Now she squeezes her eyes shut every time she lies…and my job just became a whole lot easier
In The Office, Randall Park forgot he’d even appeared on the show after filming his brief “Asian Jim” scene in about an hour during the final season. Years later, fans and random people in cars started yelling “Asian Jim!” at him. He thought it was racist until fans explained it.
Dave Chappelle said "i got paid 25K when i was 17 and was scared to walk around with it in a backpack cause i never had something somebody wanted. i know they would kill me if they knew i had this money. now imagine having a pussy." Give this man a medal.
mom asked me if I can take her to hobby lobby cause she needs something for work by tomorrow and immediately I asked her why she waited til the last night to tell me
I just paid $263 for two little stickers, that permit me to drive my cars, which I already paid sales tax on, for another year. On roads that I’m taxed to maintain, but are somehow not maintained. I feel violated.
If a pregnant woman is carrying a female fetus, she is literally carrying the eggs that could one day become her own grandchildren.
The female fetus develops all her lifetime supply of eggs while still in the womb. So three generations coexist inside one body at that moment.