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[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

A woman stepped in front of me in a queue and asked to go first because she only had one item. I also only had one item. I told her, “Go ahead your time matters more than mine.” She said that’s not what she meant. I said, “That’s exactly what it means when you cut in front of someone.” 😭

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

As a parent you shouldn't be telling your kids that you sacrificed your life for them, It’s hurtful and manipulative, and it’s not true. You chose to have your kids and nobody forced you to have them. Taking care of them is your responsibility.

[k @yslnadi]

ngl one of the best parts about having kids is how happy and full of joy they are as soon as they wake up and see you.

[Aiden @AnimeAiden01]

I still hope her dad rots in hell for what he did to her.

[Love Music @khnh80044]

Bruce Willis appeared on Friends because he lost a bet to Matthew Perry while filming The Whole Nine Yards.
He ended up playing Jennifer Aniston’s love interest, donated his salary to charity, and even won an Emmy for the role.❤️

[SadikivsTheWorld @Angelduster44]

There’s no way

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

I told my daughter that when she lies her eyes turned a different color. Now she squeezes her eyes shut every time she lies…and my job just became a whole lot easier

[flex @lowkflex]

Imma always repost these cause I know someone that was in some shit n she got away cause of a video like this she saw on Twitter

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

In The Office, Randall Park forgot he’d even appeared on the show after filming his brief “Asian Jim” scene in about an hour during the final season. Years later, fans and random people in cars started yelling “Asian Jim!” at him. He thought it was racist until fans explained it.

[𝕃𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕝𝕒 🌼☁️ @laraoony]

Not ella clocking this hater 😂

[🦢 @damnidc__]

Dave Chappelle said "i got paid 25K when i was 17 and was scared to walk around with it in a backpack cause i never had something somebody wanted. i know they would kill me if they knew i had this money. now imagine having a pussy." Give this man a medal.

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Hot take: “let that baby cry” should be advice for toddlers who literally cry about nothing sometimes NOTTTT NEWBORNS!! Especially to new moms

[yusuke @juanvenchy]

mom asked me if I can take her to hobby lobby cause she needs something for work by tomorrow and immediately I asked her why she waited til the last night to tell me

[goma @soigomaa]

fun fact:
all Minions are male bc the creator of minions stated he "couldnt imagine female characters being so stupid".

[J R ❤️‍🔥 @ResilienceX3]

This mf dashing through the snow fr.

[Just T.J. the Army Vet @thomas_garrard]

I just paid $263 for two little stickers, that permit me to drive my cars, which I already paid sales tax on, for another year. On roads that I’m taxed to maintain, but are somehow not maintained. I feel violated.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

unpopular opinion: if you are over 80 you should not be allowed to drive a car

[oontz oontz @knotBoots]

The burglar chose the wrong home everybody know he does not play about that girl

[Dr. AK 🇮🇳 @docakx]

If a pregnant woman is carrying a female fetus, she is literally carrying the eggs that could one day become her own grandchildren.

The female fetus develops all her lifetime supply of eggs while still in the womb. So three generations coexist inside one body at that moment.

[crocodile @crocodilecrisis]

can we stop using this clip of me embarrassing myself?!