Sgt Thomas Barrow

Footman-turned-Medical Officer, currently 'working from home'. Life has thwarted my every attempt at happiness - no wonder I'm a little bitter.

[Sgt Thomas Barrow @SgtBarrow]

Something about a Major being caught in the maids’ quarters. Well, well! I hope they feel free to send the next one up my way.

[Sgt Thomas Barrow @SgtBarrow]

Overheard Mr Carson and Mrs Hughes downstairs, gossiping away together like a pair of old fishwives.

[Sgt Thomas Barrow @SgtBarrow]

@Mrs_N_Jordan I beg your pardon?

[Sgt Thomas Barrow @SgtBarrow]

@DingleDarling @ValetJohnBates Mr Bates? A sex symbol? You must have a screw loose.

[Sgt Thomas Barrow @SgtBarrow]

@ValetJohnBates Oh, lighten up, Sir Limp-A-Lot. Sorry to see your sense of humour's still lost in the post.

[Sgt Thomas Barrow @SgtBarrow]

@Gwen_Dawson "evil plan"? Who do you think I am, The Whitechapel Murderer?

[Sgt Thomas Barrow @SgtBarrow]

@Miss_OBrien Ah, that explains those dark circles around your eyes.

[Sgt Thomas Barrow @SgtBarrow]

@Gwen_Dawson @Miss_OBrien Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

[Sgt Thomas Barrow @SgtBarrow]

@Miss_OBrien Are you free for a smoke?

[Sgt Thomas Barrow @SgtBarrow]

@CoraCrawley @Miss_OBrien No offence meant, Your Ladyship.

[Sgt Thomas Barrow @SgtBarrow]

@Miss_OBrien Making me manager of Downton was just a sympathy gift, then?

[Sgt Thomas Barrow @SgtBarrow]

@Miss_OBrien Either that, or she's taken pity on you in your old age.

[Sgt Thomas Barrow @SgtBarrow]

@Miss_OBrien Blackmail. You've got to be blackmailing her.

[Sgt Thomas Barrow @SgtBarrow]

@Miss_OBrien No end to your charms, is there?

[Sgt Thomas Barrow @SgtBarrow]

And Mr Carson can eyeball me all he likes. He’s never ranked Sergeant in all his years. His many, many years.

[Sgt Thomas Barrow @SgtBarrow]

There's nothing quite as sweet as justice, is there?

[Sgt Thomas Barrow @SgtBarrow]

@CaptainCrawley But I'm working at the hospital alongside Lady Sybil now, Sir. And your kind mother, of course.

[Sgt Thomas Barrow @SgtBarrow]

@CaptainCrawley Shot in the hand, Sir. Sadly rendered me unsuitable for action.

[Sgt Thomas Barrow @SgtBarrow]

@ValetJohnBates Besides, you’re no stranger to war, are you? I’m sure you know the things it can do to a man. Both inward and out.

[Sgt Thomas Barrow @SgtBarrow]

@ValetJohnBates Spending time on the front line might’ve given me a fresh outlook on one or two aspects of my life.