caleb

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he/him
the impossible kid

[Shane @sbliss89]

New level of Catholic guilt unlocked: the pope wants to know why you haven’t finished that draft yet.

[caleb @SgtSlime]

NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME - IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON. THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW.

[caleb @SgtSlime]

@TheDeep3Podcast @Dsmoot3D THAT SHIT DONT JUST HAPPEN MAN !!!!!!

[caleb @SgtSlime]

Yo if you're wemby you gotta kill yourself man

[caleb @SgtSlime]

@Capitalaskan It's For You dawg it's lit

[Mohammed El-Kurd @m7mdkurd]

Good morning. I wrote about #that elephant in the room.
https://t.co/h773vyWnyN

[caleb @SgtSlime]

@Smug_Homeslice Yeah it's kind of driving me insane. "The hare is described as being fast compared to others. That is his power being scaled." Okay? So? That isn't literary analysis!

[caleb @SgtSlime]

@ClTYOFMON it's very silly to me because like, not being able to put it into words properly is okay. It's normal if you don't write much; but if you keep trying to put these things in your mind into words, you will get closer and closer until one day - the dream - you actually succeed!

[BlueJay, Tianqiao Star of #pinkytwt @them_failure]

Dealer: Got that noble and righteous pack for ya, just be safe with it, okay?

Me: Dude I live for cruelty and my heart is closed to the world I’ll be fine

1 hour later

*through tears* I have to save everyone

[caleb @SgtSlime]

@like_poor_tuco @cavempty_ i love these gnomes

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

people’s memories are so bad they can’t even remember the time before the trans culture war. literally no one cared. republicans didnt care. it wasn’t a concern until they had to make something up to make you angry and stupid. we have hard proof that it’s a hoax but no one cares

[kenny 🌿 @frogkenny]

"kill them with kindness"

WRONG! GRACKLES 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛

[Aron Fromm @aronfromm]

A little short I made about Norm.

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

For you page looking fire these days

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Death is always lurking. We see it in violence, in the wounds of the world, in the cry of pain that rises from every corner because of the abuses that crush the weakest among us, because of the idolatry of profit that plunders the earth’s resources, because of the violence of war that kills and destroys. #Easter

[my life is a living hell. every minute is torture @on_da_spectrum]

Jesus chose to die for us? How selfless. I bet that was a real tough decision, walking away from a life of manual labor and getting zero pussy, in exchange for becoming the most famous guy of all time

[Rhys @ringolos1111]

A bit late but I always loved this one

[Seth Yefrican @SethYefrican]

Every two sentences of this is a golden era Dril tweet

[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

bruh