@beatami_ While I don't think it'll help her get it (I have very little faith in cis people getting it), reframing it as that has made it click in my brain better.
if small breasts are a sign of nobility then im a putrid, unholy little farm girl who gets invited by the local princess to her castle to "talk" about "my unholy condition"
@ventMaxxing Wait, I've actually done something similar to this with someone. I gave one of my gfs a (uni level) maths exam, while I was teasing her (Doing my best teacher/professor bit). Was very funny~
You ask a winter enjoyer why they like winter and it’s always some variation of “staying inside getting cozy with a blanket.” They never enjoy walking home in the pitch black at 4pm or freezing while waiting for the bus. You don’t like winter you like central heating