Shalev Alice

“You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.” -Wayne Gretzky

[Shalev Alice @ShAliceGro]

Twitter is suggesting great hashtags right now! #snlfinale #hotterthanmydaughter #webcamtoy #assoverboobsbecause #prosofdatingme

[Shalev Alice @ShAliceGro]

#breakingamish I just realized you're supposed to hashtag, not ATtag breaking Amish... #tbt #dearjesse #deepthroatbattle #titsouttuesday

[Shalev Alice @ShAliceGro]

@BreakingAmish__ OMG! PUT MY UPDATE ON THE FUCKIN SCREEN! DOOO IT! I'LL CRRAM THE SHIT OUT OF MU PANTS.

[Dan McPeake🇨🇦 @dan_mcpeake]

Went for a walk and ended debating philosophy with @ShAliceGro for over an hour

[Shalev Alice @ShAliceGro]

@jamiecessford feel better boss, It's no fun razzin you when you're deathly ill.

[Shalev Alice @ShAliceGro]

@jamiecessford David Hasselhoff called; he wants his banana hammock back #realtalk

[Shalev Alice @ShAliceGro]

I have grandma unicorn hair!! What a lovely day <3 #BBKIngs #Commas #Dead #French #girlfriendgetaway #HideYoKids #whyamihashtaggingthisshit?

[Shalev Alice @ShAliceGro]

Who would win a staring contest between an emo and hipster?
Neither. emo would cry and hipster would quit cause someone else already did it

[Shalev Alice @ShAliceGro]

What's the difference between yoga and a smoothly run business?
#rights #suffrage #church #Mexico #Naked #vampirelife
Yoga has women

[Shalev Alice @ShAliceGro]

Next time you watch Miami vice... Pretend every conversation is about their passion for couponing. #lifestylechoices #billmurray

[Shalev Alice @ShAliceGro]

Twitter today, Nobel prize tomorrow. Story of our lives @knittedgears #crushedit

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I don't understand why they paved paradise in order to create infinite parking. That seems excessive #paradise #wtf

[Jen Viens @jencviens]

Welcome to the Twitterverse @ShAliceGro - you'll be addicted soon enough!

[Shalev Alice @ShAliceGro]

#confused #whitegirlproblems how the devil does twitter even work?

[Shalev Alice @ShAliceGro]

#Vancouver #sfu love this sun!! Vitamin D ftw!

[Shalev Alice @ShAliceGro]

#realtalk I feel inspired when I see handicapped people's love of life. It reminds me that the world is as simple as you let it be.