Gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee....someone is shitting in there because they are taking too long......gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee..... #ihavetopee#worklife
Cats have joined the ranks of dolphins, dogs and other animals that react to (at least some) human speech. Happy #NationalCatDay! https://t.co/NBwXUROUJI
Never thought I'd be receiving a fashion update on man pant styles....... I didn't need it or want it. They all have pockets, that's what matters to me. #girlsneedpocketstoo#Fashionista#husbandsarefunny
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Hanging out in the bathroom stall an extra 60 seconds just to take a small break from the computer screen to post a tweet on my smaller computer screen. #livinglife