Eric

He's all mine ladies

[Eric @Sh_tEricSays]

@GolfTravelerJoe Currently Harbour Town, but going to Myrtle Beach later this year to play Caledonia, True Blue, TPC Myrtle, and Pawleys Plantation.

[Eric @Sh_tEricSays]

@stockpile why is your app garbage?

[Eric @Sh_tEricSays]

@ForePlayPod @SweetensCove

[Eric @Sh_tEricSays]

That sounds like something an old hag like you would do

[Eric @Sh_tEricSays]

Did you just high five yourself?

[Eric @Sh_tEricSays]

Your the only body I’m going to ever have to hide

[Eric @Sh_tEricSays]

The only song I should know is duck tales

[Eric @Sh_tEricSays]

I wouldn’t help, I would laugh. If I knew it was a lady like you.

[Eric @Sh_tEricSays]

I just need you to die

[Eric @Sh_tEricSays]

I tried to roll you like a burrito but you are double meat and it won’t work

[Eric @Sh_tEricSays]

You look like Britney Spears with the snake in Poison. No, Toxic? #ohno

[Eric @Sh_tEricSays]

You know how people take orbs of wood and smooth them out and pour epoxy on them? That’s what your eyes look like.

[Eric @Sh_tEricSays]

What are you going to do? Sit on me?

[Eric @Sh_tEricSays]

You talk a lot.

[Eric @Sh_tEricSays]

What flavor is it? Green?

[Eric @Sh_tEricSays]

I’ll hold you for a minute but then you gotta get away from me.

[Eric @Sh_tEricSays]

There is a “W” in sauerkraut!

[Eric @Sh_tEricSays]

I will not make you breakfast but I will take you to Starbucks

[Eric @Sh_tEricSays]

I didn’t lie. You just didn’t ask the right question.

[Eric @Sh_tEricSays]

Your logic has once again defeated me.