Sh*t Kitty Says

This twitter is set up to follow the life of someone named Kitty. Yes, her real name is Kitty. Yes, she really said this stuff.

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Kitty went to Paris this weekend. We asked her if she met Mr.Dijon. She said she met Dirty Dick

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shout out to all our followers. Especially the ones who will be working in LA this summer!!

#LosAngelesCA #California #CalBigGive #SoCal #LAAngels #laliving #byenewyork #NYC

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Kitty: I want to go to Spain and make Tapas and speak Spanish.
Us: Do you speak Spanish?
Kitty: Uhh ... no

#Spain #Spanish #tapas #tapastapas #kitty

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me: can you photoshop a picture of uncle sam with my face on it?
kitty: who's uncle sam?

#History #america #unclesam #TrumpHasNever #Trump #Science #Canada

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It's @CaudalieUS. I use their face stuff. It's famous

@Caudalie @CaudalieUK
#facestuff #caudalie #face #CREAM

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he looks short and young. You know, fresh
@freshandconyc
#FreshBreakfast #shortgirltwitter #kitty #ThursdayThoughts #young

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*talking about driving laws*
that's why people die here. It's not like Canada. Canada actually cares about your health.

@realDonaldTrump @nysdmv @Canada @ExploreCanada @DVSAgovuk
#kittycat #Canada #DRIVING #drivingtest

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*eats dog food*
Kitty: "hmmm ... it's not as chewy as i'd expect."
me: that's not the reaction i was expecting

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she also took the plants. now she wants to propagate them ... but ... but they're fake plants
#plantbased

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someone from the lobby: did your office take our pillows?
us: no. that's just weird
kitty: .... well actually ...
#OfficeSpace #OnlyInTheUSA #Pillows #pillowsforall

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*someone falls*

Kitty: Is that happens when you get old?

#oldage #Oldies #elderly

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I'm an iconoclastic classic traditionalist.

What? Every part of that sentence is just .... whaattttt?

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Someone: Who's ****?
Kitty: Idk my cousin?
Me: Wait seriously?
Kitty: No. I mean, idk man. Half of China is probably related.

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I think my dad sent some lady here to stalk me.

He sent me her info. She looks pretty young. She works at the golf course he goes to. Now he has someone to stalk me.

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Kitty: They have terraniums.
Someone: What's a terranium?
Kitty: It's a self sufficient ecosystem in a jar.

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"I'm certified to lead people into the woods."
"I took a class on it."

"I don't do it anymore. I mean, what - would I take people on tours in Central Park?"
#CentralPark #hikingadventures #lostinthewoods

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Me: "What are you passionate about?"
Kitty: "Little kids."
Me: "Uhhh..."
Then I realized she meant mentoring and teaching.
#misunderstood #LeBron #FridayFeeling #Kids #mentoring #AlabamaSenateElection @KingJames

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"Ohh shit, I just remembered I have bread in my bag."
Proceeds to eat plain bread.
"It's nutty and bready."
#bread #WholeFoods

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#justice https://t.co/9HvdXCcAbn

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.@NorCalInnocence client Zavion Johnson released from prison on Saturday after Superior Court judge reversed his murder conviction in relation to the 2001 death of his infant daughter: https://t.co/2AYMVygPec

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LITTLE BIG - LollyBomb [Official video] https://t.co/j9VNf49l4S via @YouTube

Kitty shared this to our group chat. I thought I should share it to the world.
@LITTLEBIG_BAND @KimJongUnDouble