Sharyn May

You don't get into something to test the waters, you go into things to make waves.

[Sharyn May @ShaMayz]

Go see my friend @Ornyadams. He's hysterically funny!!

[Orny Adams @Ornyadams]

Boston... get ready. January 12th 7pm ONE show at THE WILBUR THEATER. $25 tickets https://t.co/eXaJd5XHJ5

[Sharyn May @ShaMayz]

When you have so much to do that you do anything but...like go on twitter for the first time in forever #truestory #overwhelmed

[Sharyn May @ShaMayz]

Well the good news is, I can catch up on the Twitterverse. #insomnia #SleepIsForTheWeak

[Sharyn May @ShaMayz]

Sleep is overrated. If only that were true. #insomnia

[Sharyn May @ShaMayz]

Binge watching #YoungerTV #lovethisshow #wouldbefun

[Sharyn May @ShaMayz]

Going to be tired tomorrow. Curse you #YoungerTV #cantstopwatching

[Sharyn May @ShaMayz]

Ugh!! To quote Katy Perry "I'm wide awake! Unfortunately not because I am having an epiphany or out having fun! #thissucks #sleepless #old

[Alonzo Bodden @AlonzoBodden]

To those complaining it wasn't the fight if the century, keep in mind its relatively early in this century

[Sharyn May @ShaMayz]

Arbonne® Liquid Sunshine products help deflect harmful UVA/ UVB rays from the surface of your skin: http://t.co/ZX3RVwOBIZ

[Sharyn May @ShaMayz]

Do they make wider top sheets to go with the deep pocket bottom sheets? #wtf #bottomfitsfine #canttuckinthesides #Imayhavecabinfever

[Sharyn May @ShaMayz]

Hey @Ornyadams in case you were looking for something to do today :-) https://t.co/wHos1KuBKP

[Boston.com @BostonDotCom]

Today is the Kentucky Derby and the Mayweather/Pacquiao right. And World Naked Gardening Day. http://t.co/d6IbBUq46n

[Sharyn May @ShaMayz]

Monday after vacation :-( #UGH #LetsDoThis

[Sharyn May @ShaMayz]

PLEASE DON'T RAIN! PLEASE DON'T RAIN! PLEASE DON'T RAIN! #Floridavacation #beenalongroughwinter #needvitaminD

[Sharyn May @ShaMayz]

Looks like they've added some new stores around here..oh wait..we are lost. #familyvacationfun #stopiwanttogetout

[Sharyn May @ShaMayz]

Not sure any ride can top the scare factor of this one. My dad driving a minivan at night in FL. #stopiwanttogetout #familyvacationfun

[Sharyn May @ShaMayz]

LET'S GO CELTICS!!! https://t.co/Okozj7Y5F5

[Orny Adams @Ornyadams]

Celtics! Here we go!

[Sharyn May @ShaMayz]

Is that one of those LA weight loss trends? https://t.co/vyiRKRCDg6

[Orny Adams @Ornyadams]

Flu Tacos anyone? It's on me. I have a tab.

[Sharyn May @ShaMayz]

"@Ornyadams: This Thurs-Sun come see me LIVE in CLEVELAND @Hilarities! http://t.co/iG4bJGrMjo …" will Princess be there?

[Sharyn May @ShaMayz]

F-ing heels!! Nevah again!! #OLD #donebeingcute

[Sharyn May @ShaMayz]

Did you try asking nicely? "@Ornyadams: Some days I want more. Today I want a lot more."