Shalynn Sellars

I mean, I think I’m funny

[Shalynn Sellars @ShaSellars]

Taco Bell got rid of nacho fries again.. so now all my happiness in the world is gone

[Shalynn Sellars @ShaSellars]

Why are all officials so far up Kansas City’s ass?

[lingering will @upthescore1646]

Mike Tirico: “we’re not gonna show you the replay”

*everyone immediately opens Twitter to search “Bryan Cook injury video”*

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Jordan Love is a nub. How are you getting paid that much money to suck that bad

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You ever had a bad day and then your team starts getting their asses kicked by the freaking Detroit Lions…. Don’t recommend

[Shalynn Sellars @ShaSellars]

Someone give Cousins the heimlich

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Pretty sure anyone watching the Packers Patriots game just watched a man get paralyzed

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A grown woman’s young daughter almost hit me with her toy walking down the street and the woman said “Emerson watch out! You almost hit that lady”…… I’m a lady 😭😭 gross

[Shalynn Sellars @ShaSellars]

Dear diary,
Today I got to have charming chit chat with Bill Romanowski.. pinch me

[Shalynn Sellars @ShaSellars]

My heart hurts knowing that it’s officially baseball season and I won’t be there

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Mahomes did not deserve MVP and nothing you say can change my mind

[Shalynn Sellars @ShaSellars]

YA GIRL IS GOING TO HAWAII😍

[Shalynn Sellars @ShaSellars]

There are very few things that could make me happier than I am right now

[Shalynn Sellars @ShaSellars]

Periods are wild man.. like externally I’m extra strong, I upped my weight for everything I did at the gym today but internally… I’m so weak, I’m crying in my car right now for no reason

[Shalynn Sellars @ShaSellars]

Why do gym bathrooms (not locker rooms) always smell so horrible…
Y’all are supposed to be healthy! Healthy people don’t smell like this

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I don’t want to BeReal I want to BeReal High and eat some snacks like a little gremlin

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

me? cheat? i reread our favorite messages when i miss you

[Shalynn Sellars @ShaSellars]

Catch me throwing elbows at children at the Blues Clues premier

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All the men from Blues Clues coming together for a movie makes me want to cry the happiest years I’ve ever cried in my life

[Shalynn Sellars @ShaSellars]

“I turned on my read receipts for you”
-a modern day love story

[Shalynn Sellars @ShaSellars]

I hope everybody is having a great day. I on the other hand I am being stalked by a regular from the coffee shop so 🤙🏼 happy Thursday