maddy 🧸

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[maddy 🧸 @Shaaabitty]

what if my sunset job after I retire is being an Austin Powers impersonator for bachelor parties

[maddy 🧸 @Shaaabitty]

Posting on Twitter isn’t fun anymore :-( I miss seeing small accounts of ppl I actually know posting their random thoughts. Now it’s only engagement farming…

[maddy 🧸 @Shaaabitty]

I think I’m going to make miso soup and watch dumb and dumber this weekend fyi

[maddy 🧸 @Shaaabitty]

@flickmybick73 Hahah glad you like my work

[maddy 🧸 @Shaaabitty]

Deep cleaned yesterday and now my house smells like bleach and Pinesol 😌 I love it

[maddy 🧸 @Shaaabitty]

y’all…I made the best cupcakes for my work bake-off tomorrow 😎 & I am so giddy about it hehehehehehehehe 😇😌

[maddy 🧸 @Shaaabitty]

man they really tried to get every random celeb to be in Happy Gilmore 2 huh

[maddy 🧸 @Shaaabitty]

I don’t understand why I’m seeing Hookwinked hate on my TL, I still be quoting this movie on the regular 😤 this movie rocks ☝️

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

Hoodwinked! (2005)

[maddy 🧸 @Shaaabitty]

moving is exhausting 😮‍💨

[maddy 🧸 @Shaaabitty]

not tryna be childish but it’s fr so funny that some ppl are named “Dick” lolololol

[maddy 🧸 @Shaaabitty]

omg it would be so cute to be part of a book club…could you imagine? summer 2025 bucket list?

[maddy 🧸 @Shaaabitty]

man…the constant pressure from family about having babies is REALLY getting to me…and I wish I could tell them to please stop, but I’m too nice to say anything 🥺

[maddy 🧸 @Shaaabitty]

God I love a good Minnesota accent lol

[maddy 🧸 @Shaaabitty]

I want to go axe throwing 🤠

[maddy 🧸 @Shaaabitty]

when you hit leg day so hard it’s a struggle to put your pajammies on 🥺😩💪🏼🦵

[maddy 🧸 @Shaaabitty]

I wish I didn’t wear my emotions on my face so much 🙃 if I’m irritated it’s impossible to hide it lol

[maddy 🧸 @Shaaabitty]

every clip I’ve seen of the Katy Perry tour is so…bizarre lol

[maddy 🧸 @Shaaabitty]

It’s only 50 degrees outside but it’s 80 degrees in my apartment 🙃 what is this nonsense

[maddy 🧸 @Shaaabitty]

I want to go to Disney World again JUST so I can go on the Carousel of Progress and see the Hall of Presidents again over and over again