Shawnee Warholik

I think it would be pretty cool to hang out with Dillon Francis for a day.

[Shawnee Warholik @Shaaanne_]

@taylorswift13 said it best herself, “there is nothing I do better than revenge”

[Shawnee Warholik @Shaaanne_]

a reminder for why you shouldn’t cheat on me, or my friends

[Shawnee Warholik @Shaaanne_]

I love catching moments that are just ‘so Canadian’ like at the store the other day this guy must have said to us about 2-3 times ‘have a good day there, Eh’ today I sneezed while filling my car and the person beside me said ‘bless you’ with zero hesitation

[Shawnee Warholik @Shaaanne_]

@DillonFrancis But does anyone have the POV of the person recording directly behind the duck? 😅😂

[Shawnee Warholik @Shaaanne_]

You ever go so hard at wine tasting that you almost walk into a glass window pane? 😂😭 because same

[Shawnee Warholik @Shaaanne_]

Oh to add to this I think the person. Yesterday yelled “your dogs trying to take a shit” he definitely wasn’t..?
And the person today “your dog is Gucci” probably not what he said but he sure is. 😎

[Shawnee Warholik @Shaaanne_]

People always yell shit at me while I’m walking Nugget, and I always say “sorry?” Because I never hear… and when I still don’t hear the second time I just awkward laugh and you heh… yeah… 🤦🏼‍♀️ #foreverawkward

[Shawnee Warholik @Shaaanne_]

8 days until I move to a different province 😅 this is crazy

[Shawnee Warholik @Shaaanne_]

Nugget doesn’t know the command “lay down” yet he understands “cuddle” which is lay on top of mom and receive love 😂🥰 best worst puppy ever

[Shawnee Warholik @Shaaanne_]

@papapostpunk @TheShannica I was going to reply the exact same thing word for word

[Shawnee Warholik @Shaaanne_]

@dominos cheesy bread and @Starbucks Carmel ribbon crunch frappe deserve first aid certificates. Because they are REVIVING me from this hang over….. Unrelated I am not drinking for the next month.

[Shawnee Warholik @Shaaanne_]

@TheShannica @jessewarholik17 view 😂😂😂

[Shawnee Warholik @Shaaanne_]

@TheShannica No better view

[Shawnee Warholik @Shaaanne_]

Anyone else speak words of affirmation to their pets?

I tell Nugget every day that he is the best boy in the whole world, not other puppy compares,he is the sweetest puppy to ever exist and that I love him so much🥹

[Shawnee Warholik @Shaaanne_]

@TheShannica It’s truly horrible

[Shawnee Warholik @Shaaanne_]

To the couple at the table across from me at the restaurant. Please stop popping each other’s pimples. This. Is. NOT. The place. 🤮🤢

[Shawnee Warholik @Shaaanne_]

My favourite bit is yelling “WOOOOOO HOCKEEEYYYY!!!” Every time the @EdmontonOilers score

[Did The Oilers Win? @DidOilersWin]

Yes

[Did The Oilers Win? @DidOilersWin]

Yes