Shani

I am the real slim shani

[Hoosier Hammer 🔨🦬🏆🏈 @Brentonmfender]

This video of Dolly Parton covering Stairway to Heaven is going around. Here's a higher quality version for you to enjoy. RIP to the Queen of Country and an absolute angel on Earth.

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

She blocked me on GoodReads

[(gluten free) jean. @insidehismind]

*looks around*

yall didn’t have to read the odyssey in school? 🌚

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Madame Celeste Amarilla,
Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction.
Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays.
Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.

[Saint! @outtamyhead21]

My daughter gon be mad asf when I name her Nene Leakes

[Views From 876 🇯🇲 @ViewsFrom876JA]

All of us tomorrow after hearing Bad Bunny mention Jamaica.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

what i looked like in 2016 is between me and god

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

page gap relationship (she reads more than you)

[The Lancet @TheLancet]

The American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists has made the decision to forego federal funding in order to maintain the integrity of their evidence-based work on maternal health, preventive care, and more.

Find out more in a new letter: https://t.co/vX4Gor0clH

[fishy and chips @FATFUCKINGCHUD1]

I gave your address to a mosquito

[Ryan, Perdido en TX @RyanLostinTX]

Twas the night before Christmas
When all through the house
The air conditioner was running
Because you live in the south

[𓆩♡𓆪 GODS FAVORITE 𓆩♡𓆪 @soulaaangel]

BLACK HISTORY

[Ghost Host @TheGhostHost]

Timeline cleanse:

[KJ 🍢 @SeminoleKJ]

Gator fans saying they’ll bend FSU backwards but can’t even handle FSU spelled backwards

[ems 🍂 @atotalposer]

THE NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALLED THE MINI CROSSWORD

[jynx @jynxbby]

before u crash out there ain't no lipgloss in jail

[VAYDA PRIMADONNA FAN ACCOUNT @_reallyjustin]

black women love getting their master’s degree

[🍋 @lemoncarcass]

just saw a reel that said kristen doute was 30 during season 2 of vanderpump rules and suddenly i feel okay again