TAMALEjandra

chillona pero chingona 💃🏽 cat wrangler 🌈🐈‍⬛ trash wife living my trash life 🐀

[TAMALEjandra @Shabalajandra]

throw discs not fists

[TAMALEjandra @Shabalajandra]

I’ve said it before y’all, please use that yt privilege!! I can’t hide the cactus on my forehead nor do I want to.

[𝔟𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔱 @fangsxbangs]

this is why minorities ask WHITE PEOPLE to speak up!!!

[TAMALEjandra @Shabalajandra]

Meeting my bf’s college friends and learning how racist they all are by how bad their Mexican jokes are that they insist on telling me -_-

[David AttenBruh @AlHendiify]

Rest in Plagiarism

[TAMALEjandra @Shabalajandra]

cool, cool, cool, bye guys it’s been real

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump calls for deporting US citizens: "We also have a lot of bad people that have been here for a long time ... many of them were born in our country. I think we ought to get them the hell out of here too, if you want to know the truth. So maybe that'll be the next job."

[TAMALEjandra @Shabalajandra]

Every time a yt person spells my name wrong even after getting my name in advance, im gonna start sending Venmo requests. I’m done being polite to the yts

[TAMALEjandra @Shabalajandra]

literally me and max

[Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS]

BREAKING:

Both the White House and RNCC have lashed out at the creators of this ad.

It must have struck a nerve. Maybe they don't like being outed as fascists.

You know what to do: SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE!

#MAGAKidnappers

[chachi @ashhateaccount]

the most in touch celebrity i've ever seen idc

[TAMALEjandra @Shabalajandra]

…and helped the whites finally pronounce my name correctly ! Thanks bb !

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

15 years ago, lady gaga released ‘alejandro’
https://t.co/JcPkA9uuZO

[TAMALEjandra @Shabalajandra]

@the_thin_air_ pop off honky

[TAMALEjandra @Shabalajandra]

If he calls himself a chef, get outta there. They’re greasy line cooks that eat cigarettes.
If that’s your thing, get ready to be fed. Which is in fact my thing ❤️‍🔥

[mariana @pastapilled]

I was just informed that chefs don't make good boyfriends

[TAMALEjandra @Shabalajandra]

all I wanna do is listen to bad bunnys new album and have a good cry

[TAMALEjandra @Shabalajandra]

totally having a tequila shot when I get home to celebrate !!

[USFWS Pacific @USFWSPacific]

SHE DID IT AGAIN!

Wisdom, the world’s oldest known wild bird, is back with a new partner and just laid yet another egg.

At an approximate age of 74, the queen of seabirds returned to Midway Atoll National Wildlife Refuge last week and began interacting with a male.

[✍️ @jazzanchovy]

At around 3pm today it officially becomes The Holidays- you don’t have to try at your job and you can drink at any time. This typically lasts until Reyes Magos but you can push it to MLK day if you have the courage

[TAMALEjandra @Shabalajandra]

La Canción came on at the Friendsgiving I don’t wanna be at and now I’m trying not to bawl

[TAMALEjandra @Shabalajandra]

im now entering my princess Diana revenge phase 💃🏽

[TAMALEjandra @Shabalajandra]

I was always so jealous as a kid that I didn’t have this scar my mom and family had

[ACERVO @AcervoCharts]

✨ LATINAS ✨

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

"Are you dumb?"
Me:

[we are mitú @wearemitu]

me from now until november 1st

[TAMALEjandra @Shabalajandra]

Standing outside my dental clinic crying. And another brown girl just so happens to be crying 30 feet away… I feel like we should be friends and cry together

[TAMALEjandra @Shabalajandra]

Just discovered that those people that want you to sign their petitions at farmers markets and shit will leave you alone if they hear you speaking Spanish 😈