Shannon Cronin

A little on the Pottery Barn and dry white wine side

[Shannon Cronin @Shabanon]

People either need to mind their own business or find all the facts out before bitching about me behind my back.

[Shannon Cronin @Shabanon]

I refuse to let seasonal depression get me this year.

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@oliviagconroy And they wonder why we have trust issues 🙃

[Shannon Cronin @Shabanon]

Supposed to have spent the afternoon getting ready to be on a date right now, but instead I’m eating ice cream and watching all the Hermitcraft Decked Out videos…

Far better than being on a date with a cheater 💅🏻

[Shannon Cronin @Shabanon]

Once again it has been displayed to me why I don’t trust men.

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Anybody else look in the mirror every day and wish they saw a clone of Selena Gomez looking back?

[Shannon Cronin @Shabanon]

Magic beans for a cow so old that you had to tell a lie to sell him which you told 🐄

[Sondheim Lyrics @sondheimlyrics]

But it isn't my fault, I was given those beans! You persuaded me to trade away my cow for beans! And without those beans, there'd have been no stalk to get up to the Giants in the first place!

[Sondheim Lyrics @sondheimlyrics]

A wedding, what's a wedding? It's a prehistoric ritual where everybody promises fidelity forever, which is maybe the most horrifying word I’ve ever heard, which is followed by a honeymoon where suddenly he'll realize he’s saddled with a nut, and want to kill me, which he should.

[Shannon Cronin @Shabanon]

My first lead role aged 11 in primary school 😂

[Clare McCreadie @ClareMcCreadie]

Maturing is realising that the Narrator in Joseph is actually one of the biggest vocal slays in musical theatre.

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Seriously though @selenagomez - which of the Pickwick triplets did it?

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It’s amazing what a full face of makeup and a vodka cranberry can do to your confidence

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Not gonna lie, @CW_Riverdale ending has broken my heart, I can’t bring myself to watch the final episode

[Shannon Cronin @Shabanon]

Patiently waiting for @HannahLowther97 to tell us she’s Karen in the Mean Girls UK debut cast

[Shannon Cronin @Shabanon]

Nails ready for Southampton Pride next weekend 💖💜💙

[Shannon Cronin @Shabanon]

@VodafoneUK It says no known issues, but my connection has been dreadful all week

[Shannon Cronin @Shabanon]

@VodafoneUK please sort yourself out, my connection is dropping every few minutes today and it’s affecting my work

[Shannon Cronin @Shabanon]

I’m such an old lady; its 8:30pm and I’m ready to go to sleep

[Shannon Cronin @Shabanon]

@ShaunTossell I had tickets for my birthday this year to see Heathers, as my family knew I’d been obsessed with it for two years. This day ended up being a country-wide rail strike and I had no way of getting there, so spent my 27th birthday alone in bed 😔

And now it’s leaving London 🥲

[Shannon Cronin @Shabanon]

Didn’t straighten my hair for nearly two months and it’s so darn soft and healthy now

[Shannon Cronin @Shabanon]

It may have been my third time seeing @sixthemusical, but my gosh it was still so incredible and uplifting!! 👑💜

So happy to have met the gorgeous @ErinCaldwell_xo who may be the loveliest person I’ve ever met 🥰💜