Shaquille Oatmeal, Ph.D.

Live. Laugh. Toaster bath. Fuck Trump. Fuck ICE. Free Palestine.

[Shaquille Oatmeal, Ph.D. @ShackOatmeal]

@Riley_Gaines_ Why does your face keep growing?

[Nurses Against Dick Pics. 🪷🇺🇦 @ClaudetteGGibs1]

Just because.

[Everything Georgia @GAFollowers]

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[História No Paint @HistoriaNoPaint]

“você realmente vai torcer pra um país islamico contra a Argentina?”

eu e meus manos:

[Dr. Annie Andrews @AnnieAndrewsMD]

I took care of sick kids at the hospital today.

[Shaquille Oatmeal, Ph.D. @ShackOatmeal]

@THELukeRankin HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOSER

[Sarah McBride @SarahEMcBride]

thoughts and prayers

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived Pam Bondi’s time as Attorney General.

Trump: “You’re fired!”

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Company: "We're like a family here"

Me leaving to find a higher paying family

[Parrot Capital 🦜 @ParrotCapital]

Pump this straight into my veins.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

As US troops deploy to the Middle East.

As gas prices spike.

As 92,000 jobs vanish in a single month.

As scores of children die in elementary schools.

As acid rain falls over Tehran.

As Switzerland breaks 200 years of neutrality to call it a war crime.

As Iran announces a new Supreme Leader.

As the Epstein files stay buried.

Donald Trump is playing golf.

At his own resort.

With his billionaire friends.

This is the man who said he’d lower your cost of living on day one.

[Shaquille Oatmeal, Ph.D. @ShackOatmeal]

@CarSighting IDK this doesn't help increase shareholder value.

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

Me watching this halftime show armed with nothing but a single high school Spanish class not understanding a word

https://t.co/lB1zJxnIBU

[ray ✨ @mascarayde]

how i feel after bad bunny’s halftime performance

[Mads @europemaxxed]

"I don't really get jealous"

Also me when I see the homeless man drinking at 8am as I drive to work:

[Shaquille Oatmeal, Ph.D. @ShackOatmeal]

@cjwestfall We can tell you don't wash your ass

[Shaquille Oatmeal, Ph.D. @ShackOatmeal]

@trixiemattel A crow

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

And what happens if I toss Phil in the air fryer rn

[Shaquille Oatmeal, Ph.D. @ShackOatmeal]

@AGPamBondi Cunt

[Shaquille Oatmeal, Ph.D. @ShackOatmeal]

@StephenM My shit this morning was more pleasant than you will ever be bald ass bitch