Shad Calamari

Instagram : Shadcalamari

Beats : @DonTheGreatbeat

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Times Like This I’m Praying For Everybody’s Mother Who Is Deceased .... Or In The Hospital Fighting Off COVID-19 Who Can’t Go Visit Or Be With Them 🙏🏼

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Since Shit Opening Back Up May 1st , I’m Let Y’all Test It ... See If Y’all Make It Out Alive Then I’ll Come Out Mid June 🤞🏽

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You Will See A Commercial In 20 Years Saying If You Ate A Popeyes Chicken Sandwich In 2019 You Are At Risk For Mesothelioma 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Or Seeing A Bitch Tryna Sell Some Pussy On Onlyfans , Twitter Changed 😭😭

[I'mtalkingCourtK💋 @iiBad_Romance]

Every time I’m on here it’s either women begging for dates or complaining about men😂

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@realUNOgame ... if you get caught not saying UNO , the player has to draw 1 or 2 cards ?

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@realUNOgame ... if someone makes you draw 4 can you put a draw 2 down so it’s goes to the next person ?

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Let me tell you bout this hoe from around my hood Kept trying a nigga like my dick ain't good - CityBoyz

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Fix Y’all Servers 🤬@NBA2K @2KSupport @Ronnie2K

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It’s so cold out side that if somebody outside stealing your car they gotta sit and let it warm up first 😭🚗💨

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Can’t Wait For Christmas This Year 🎄I Can’t Wait To Wake Up & See The Looks On Everybody’s Faces When They See I Ain’t Get Em SHIT ❌😭

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When You Gotta Go On Twitter 2 Make Sure Instagram Down & Ain’t Nobody Hacked Yo Instagram Page 😭🤦🏽‍♂️

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Every Time Instagram Broke , We All Come Str8 To Twitter 😭🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

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If She Acting Up , Snatch The Bitch By Her Wig All Summer 18 🌤🙍🏽‍♀️ - Let’s Go Grandma 👵

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Imagine Getting Jumped & Yo Girl Telling Her Friends “GRAB HIS PHONE” 🤦🏽‍♂️📱

[😎Petty Long-Stockings😎 @MrszPettyBetty]

@ShadCalamari 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Them Random FaceTime Calls Will Get Yo Ass Blocked ❌

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They Supposed To Front Like Everybody Else & Say They Cashed It ❌RT @iiBad_Romance: Why do y’all be so mad at people with car notes😭

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Amazon Prime Make A lot Of Shit Easier 📫

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Especially Posting They Bitches , Bitches Think Shit Sweet Post Every Where They Be ❌ RT @MookChamberlin: Niggas be figuring you clowns out because y’all put everything on the internet 🤦🏽‍♂️