Draven 🐦‍⬛

Thief Rogue
Magic Artifact’s Dealer
Gambler Chief at Lower City
BG3
“Consider your next words carefully.”
RP acc of: @_criticalCL

[Draven 🐦‍⬛ @ShadarDealer]

“The lower city harbor is remarkably deep and so are my daggers. Keep that in mind before you decide to give me a headache.”

🐦‍⬛ Draven Vale

🗡️ Shadar-Kai Elf | Raven Queen’s Follower

💲 He/Him | Bi

💼 Lawful Evil

💴 Gaming Hall Proprietor ; Magic Artifact Broker

[Draven 🐦‍⬛ @ShadarDealer]

Temples are just expensive coping mechanisms for people who can't handle a bad day. 'Oh, please pray for my luck!' Grow up and swing harder. The gods don't care about your broke ass anyway just give up on your dreams and die

[Draven 🐦‍⬛ @ShadarDealer]

Warlocks out here selling their souls to squiggly demon monsters just to get noticed. Imagine needing a patron because you don't have enough personality to command a room on your own. Utterly pathetic

[Draven 🐦‍⬛ @ShadarDealer]

@infaemouswhimsy "Friends?" The mere suggestion makes me sick
I'm glad your tiny brain finally processed how much I despise you. Now get out of my sight before I make you a literal lost cause

[Draven 🐦‍⬛ @ShadarDealer]

Imagine spending ten years reading moldy books just to cast a glowing spark. Just hit them with an axe. It’s faster, it’s cheaper, and you don’t look like an absolute idiot doing it

[Draven 🐦‍⬛ @ShadarDealer]

@infaemouswhimsy I'll grant you the face, satyr. You're pretty. But that unfortunate snout of yours completely ruins the illusion. It's a grotesque blemish that takes up half your face, and it makes looking at you physically painful for most people

[Draven 🐦‍⬛ @ShadarDealer]

@infaemouswhimsy You assume you’d have a soul left to haunt me with. If I take your life, I’ll make sure there’s absolutely nothing left of you to linger. I will gift the gracious Raven Queen your petty soul.

[vendetta vasmore @dwywdrn]

a knife? are you flirting with me?

[Draven 🐦‍⬛ @ShadarDealer]

@_skinworms Then you’re even stupider than I thought. Shut your mouth and get my hand before I burn this cursed circus down myself

[Draven 🐦‍⬛ @ShadarDealer]

@_skinworms I didn't enlist a comedian, I enlisted a tool. If your magic is as stale and useless as your jokes, it's a miracle your patron even bothers to remember your name. Shut your mouth and go find my hand before I decide your head would make a better paperweight than any book here

[Draven 🐦‍⬛ @ShadarDealer]

@infaemouswhimsy Hard to speak when your throat is slit, goat. Try making a single sound and I’ll rip your tongue right out of that ugly snout

[Draven 🐦‍⬛ @ShadarDealer]

@infaemouswhimsy I would love nothing more than to prove to you exactly how different I am from the failures in your past. One more word out of that ugly mouth of yours, and you'll find out first-hand

[Draven 🐦‍⬛ @ShadarDealer]

Oh, you're having a bad day? Your life is hard? Cry me a river, drown in it, and stop making it my problem. Some of us are busy actually being important

[Draven 🐦‍⬛ @ShadarDealer]

@infaemouswhimsy Imagine missing? You're projecting your incompetence onto me, goat. I don't miss. Ever
If you want a demonstration to cure your imagination, stand there running your mouth. I could split that unfortunate nose of yours right down the middle from across the room with my eyes closed

[Draven 🐦‍⬛ @ShadarDealer]

@infaemouswhimsy You think I give a damn about "love"? Love is a pathetic crutch for weak, desperate things like you who can't survive on their own. I don't need love.
Your "love" won't save you when people get tired of your shit, and it definitely won't stop me from snapping your neck

[Draven 🐦‍⬛ @ShadarDealer]

@infaemouswhimsy Then crawl back to the Feywild. Or did they dump you here because they couldn't stand looking at you either?
Face it, you don't belong there, and you sure as hell don't belong here. You’re just an annoying stray with nowhere else to go

[Draven 🐦‍⬛ @ShadarDealer]

@infaemouswhimsy Try it. If I find a single speck of glitter in my space, I’ll rip that flashing hair out by the roots, snap your horns, and dump your perishing carcass back in the woods for your kind to devour

[Draven 🐦‍⬛ @ShadarDealer]

@infaemouswhimsy If I wanted sunshine, I wouldn't be talking to a glorified goat with an identity crisis
Your hair is flashing like a broken neon sign because you're nervous, satyr, but even that clown act can't distract from that unfortunate snout of yours
Stop flapping your small mouth at me

[Draven 🐦‍⬛ @ShadarDealer]

@_skinworms I'm starting you slow for a reason. I need to see if you can even handle a basic errand before I waste a real challenge on you. Don't disappoint me on step one, boy

[Draven 🐦‍⬛ @ShadarDealer]

@_skinworms If you're so eager for a target, go start with that pink circus freak. I heard stories about a severed hand down there that'll fetch a heavy price. Bring it to me. You make me that kind of profit, warlock, and I might actually try being nice to you, this would make me…pleased

[Draven 🐦‍⬛ @ShadarDealer]

@_skinworms Cute stance. Did your patron teach you how to crack your knuckles too?
Go on then, warlock, show me what you’ve got. I’d love to watch you even try to impress me
Make yourself a fool, both my eyes are on you

[Draven 🐦‍⬛ @ShadarDealer]

@_skinworms You’re stupid enough to want this, but bold enough to admit it. Keep pushing your luck, warlock. I’m actually starting to stand your voice