The Shade Of Sparta

Movie guy and space guy. follow me on Letterboxd

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mommy has transcended desire and thus wants nothing

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Like no bro I’m not playing that

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@MonikaCinnyRoll Orb: On the Movements of the Earth

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@imfloppacore Yodaka tbh. Shinobi Undercover goated

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Nobody hits their funny bone anymore. Life sucks

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Source tells me moon is stable.

Please god

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@tunechistark Orb

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@BlessedYoungN_ @emmywayne64 She didn’t say this but it would’ve been funny

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@aaliyahvtuber_ Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus homie

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My sister called me at 2:00 AM. She was crying.
"Come get me. Please. I think my husband is dead."
I was already putting on my shoes.
"Where are you?"
"The closet. He's in the bedroom. He's been standing there for three hours. He hasn't moved."
"Who hasn't moved?"
"Tom. My husband. But it's not Tom."

I drove to her house in fifteen minutes. She lives twenty minutes away.
I didn't knock. She left the back door unlocked like she said.
I found her in the bedroom closet. Kneeling behind her winter coats. Shaking.
I pulled her out.
"Where is he?"
She pointed to the bed.
No one was there.

"He was here," she whispered. "Standing right there. Facing the wall. For three hours."
I checked the whole house. Empty.
Her car was in the driveway. His car was gone.
"Claire. Where is Tom?"
She looked at me. Her eyes were strange. Not scared. Confused.

"Tom died," she said. "Three years ago. You were at the funeral."
I stared at her.
"Claire. I was at your wedding. Last year. I gave a toast. You cried."
She shook her head.
"That wasn't Tom. That was someone else. Someone wearing Tom."
I sat down. My legs felt wrong.
"Claire. You're scaring me."
She grabbed my phone. Opened my photos. Scrolled to her wedding.
"That's not Tom," she said, pointing at the groom.
It was Tom. Same face. Same smile. Same suit.
But she was right about something.
His eyes were wrong. In every photo. Too dark. Too still. Like a photograph of a photograph.

I looked at Claire.
"Who did you marry?"
She started crying again.
"I don't know. I don't remember. I just remember waking up one day and he was there. Making coffee. Calling me honey. And I thought... I thought I was going crazy. Because I knew Tom was dead. But he looked like Tom. He sounded like Tom."
She grabbed my arm.
"So I pretended. For a year. I pretended he was Tom. I pretended everything was fine. But last night, I woke up. And he was standing at the foot of the bed. Facing the wall. Not moving."
"What did he say?"
"He didn't say anything. He just stood there. For hours. I watched him. And then I realized."
"What?"
"He wasn't breathing."

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@ashveilburger All from Zoolander 2

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Chuck Norris was born May 6th, 1945

The Nazi’s surrendered May 7th, 1945

COINCIDENCE?

Yes. There is no way a one day old baby could have defeated them

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@1Iuffy Taylor’s run is best nightwing run

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@ctrlaltdlite @narutoimges Fujin and Raijin too

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@Dhat_Tomi Also Rent-A-Girlfriend. That one I can say with certainty that you simply shouldn’t watch it.

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@Dhat_Tomi Ay man Watch if you want it’s just not for me yfm

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@Dhat_Tomi Three seasons in and the plot hasn’t moved a fuckin inch.

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Mfs be shitting on anime like people ain’t gotta animate that shit. This looks fine

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