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Ouch?

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Find yourself someone who makes your bad days good and your good days better.

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@NYorNothing ...and never, ever over Three's Company

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Which one of you fuckers taped over my vhs copy of the “Who’s the Boss?” series finale?

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@SomeWelder This isn't even AI. It's bad photoshop. Trumps reaction to the files being released was an admission of guilt. How do you sleep at night?

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@sweetmomissa @LeftinMyHeart1 Miss you too!

[You’re the worst @OMGSoOverIt]

Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.

[You’re the worst @OMGSoOverIt]

Reverse cowgirl, so I don’t need to share my snacks with your dad.

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I got fired from porn acting job for saying things like “No, I have a headache,” “No, I’m too tired” and “Fine, just hurry.”

[Stacey @skittle624]

~Mutes all political tweets.

~On Twitter by myself.

[Darla @ddsmidt]

Life was so much better before my eyebrows turned into high maintenance little bitches

[You’re the worst @OMGSoOverIt]

I just want you to know what I want without me having to tell you what I want.

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@heyitsJudeD Yes it's a shame. This place was AMAZING

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@heyitsJudeD Not really but it's great to see you Judy 🤟🏻

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@Tbone7219 I haven't been on here much lately so it's wild I caught your post. So sorry to hear about Tony. What a tremendously funny original he was. Tony brought us countless laughs on a daily basis. Thank you for sharing him with us. My deepest condolences to you and your family.

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@ProjectLincoln Because she's a maga puppet not a real AG. There currently is no AG

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@matt_vanswol 7 Eleven wasn't hiring

[You’re the worst @OMGSoOverIt]

Eating is a cure for sadness.
Everybody knows that.

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Use your time wisely, take a nap.

[Art E McFly @SabotagedSmoke]

We're now in a space where the USA is more closely aligned with Russia than Canada

Kanye is a Nazi, mid faced Onlyfans girls make more than pediatric surgeons, and Elon runs a Doge department of government

Yeaaaaah, it'll be fine

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@stoolpresidente https://t.co/Py729UDZgR

[Lincoln Square @LincolnSquareHQ]

That time @marcorubio explained how USA, Russia & the UK promised Ukraine to provide for their defense forever if they gave up the huge stockpile of nuclear weapons left in the country after the Soviet Union fell.
Good times.

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@stoolpresidente And he didn't treat Netanyahu like this...because Trump is a Russian asset.
Look at Rubio face...he knows he sold his soul...and he's wondering what JD did with that couch before he got there.

Should've used a black light on that shit before he sat down

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@stoolpresidente This was a pre planned Putin ambush carried out by JD and Trump. Zelensky played it the best he could. He knew Trump was in Putins pocket. So he let the rest of the free world see what a disrespectful asshole Trump is. He knew his only hope is to rally Europe around his country