50 Shades of Sassy

I delight in all that is lady like and a little rough around the edges.

[50 Shades of Sassy @ShadesofSass]

I think we should snapchat other people.

[50 Shades of Sassy @ShadesofSass]

Handsome man on the other side of the bed, I miss you.

[50 Shades of Sassy @ShadesofSass]

I wrote you a love letter, and tattooed it on my heart.

[50 Shades of Sassy @ShadesofSass]

You're a thousand miles away but baby I'm all out of gas.

[50 Shades of Sassy @ShadesofSass]

Do you want to be right or do you want to be in love?

[50 Shades of Sassy @ShadesofSass]

"Chin up and we'll drown a little slower".

[50 Shades of Sassy @ShadesofSass]

It appears my heart will be out of commission for the rest of the season.

[50 Shades of Sassy @ShadesofSass]

Listening to Selena Gomez's new song because self loathing is the new black.

[50 Shades of Sassy @ShadesofSass]

I looked at an old picture of myself and thought for a second "wow I was so happy back then". I wonder when I'll feel like that again.

[50 Shades of Sassy @ShadesofSass]

I don't know why I Facebook creep, the end result is always wanting to throw myself off a bridge.

[50 Shades of Sassy @ShadesofSass]

I wonder when the last time I kissed you and meant it was.

[50 Shades of Sassy @ShadesofSass]

I creep on snap chat and if you've got other girls on your too friends I automatically get suspicious.

[50 Shades of Sassy @ShadesofSass]

Fuck you Hulu, your bullshit website won't let me watch the very last episode of the season I spent all day watching #dafaq

[50 Shades of Sassy @ShadesofSass]

The worst part of watching you move on is knowing you'll treat the next girl right because I taught you how.

[50 Shades of Sassy @ShadesofSass]

He was handsome , he was perfect, but his demons couldn't dance with mine.

[50 Shades of Sassy @ShadesofSass]

I think when he stole my heart he took my sass along with it.

[50 Shades of Sassy @ShadesofSass]

Someday when you leave me I'll bet these memories follow you around.

[50 Shades of Sassy @ShadesofSass]

I can't decide if listening to Taylor swift while I get ready for a first date is a good or bad idea...