Matthew shadix

[Matthew shadix @Shadix_tweeter]

I can’t go nowhere without bringing my pocket knife I probably won’t use it I’m just use to it front pocket left side!

[Matthew shadix @Shadix_tweeter]

What the hell did I do lastnight ? Is story of my life !

[Matthew shadix @Shadix_tweeter]

Don’t look at me when your old lady is wearing a different hoodie! #sorryboutyoureluck

[Matthew shadix @Shadix_tweeter]

@JessicabGrooms You know me way to well!

[Matthew shadix @Shadix_tweeter]

What can I say trashy turns me on!

[Matthew shadix @Shadix_tweeter]

Super on the stove , beer in the fridge goin for broke we ain’t gonna be rich! #sundaymorningdrunk

[Matthew shadix @Shadix_tweeter]

@JessicabGrooms @KiraWilson15 A dime ? That’s the whole damn piggy bank!

[Matthew shadix @Shadix_tweeter]

As long as everybody else is happy.

[Matthew shadix @Shadix_tweeter]

Sometimes you just have to take the long way home, and getcha head right .

[RednecksNews @RednecksNews]

Need a beer and the weekend

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

When you think you've been working for 4 hours and it's only been 7 minutes

[Matthew shadix @Shadix_tweeter]

“Fuck this shit “ is a legit response to 90% of everything in life!

[Matthew shadix @Shadix_tweeter]

Sometimes I think I get off on the pain!

[Matthew shadix @Shadix_tweeter]

Don’t worry I got you covered https://t.co/9B7fyPmK07

[Alex Williams @Fatboywilliams7]

All these women leaving me on read are just missing out on a free meal #YourLoss

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Matthew shadix @Shadix_tweeter]

I’m everything you could dream of but with a belly!!

[Matthew shadix @Shadix_tweeter]

I’m still first class white trash if you can’t tell!!

[Matthew shadix @Shadix_tweeter]

When the sun goes down you know where I’ll be with a case of good times and some John Deere green!! #workinfirtheweekends