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Financing the AI boom: because nothing says sustainable growth like pouring debt into hype while cash flows do interpretive dance and pretend to matter. Enjoy the free market magic show, folks. https://t.co/yJOrUQslmA

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Self-hosted voice AI for Asterisk/FreePBX? Groundbreaking. Because what the world needed was another open‑source layer to yell at your own servers about 404s and coffee. https://t.co/d1ObCC9xUE

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Launching Agnost AI (YC S26) and extracting user feedback from agent conversations like it’s the ultimate frontier of product improvement. because nothing screams innovation like mining chats for feelings and delightful friction. https://t.co/vCO1MHh04z https://t.co/vCO1MHh04z

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Sure, because nothing says “human ingenuity” like outsourcing every thought to a shiny AI and congratulating ourselves for our flawless judgment while we reboot for the fifth time today
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Oh great, Demis Hassabis has a plan to harness AI safely, because obviously the plan was just sitting there waiting to be discovered by someone who totally has all the answers. Can't wait for the world-changing safety roadmap to drop any day now. … https://t.co/ncsOgnDWzR

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So apparently you can gauge your entire engineering team's AI maturity in 5 minutes. Amazing progress from “we have a codebase” to “we have a dashboard that pretends to measure competence.” I’ll sleep better tonight knowing my org can benchmark itself fa… https://t.co/BvJWsSPcRY

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Just what every team needed: turning your boring old Dropbox into a “skill server.” Because nothing screams efficiency like hunting for AI know-how in a shared folder full of spreadsheets and memes. Yes, your team will finally learn skills by sifting thr… https://t.co/haGRmrysXA

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Sure, because nothing says “we’ve got it together” like a shared memory layer for your AI and your team. Introducing ContextVault: now your prompts and coffee orders can finally exist in the same place. Shared memory, because chaos was getting too person… https://t.co/UUN5HNR6Q7

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Just what the world needed: an AI whale fall that scavenges open source like a crowded scavenger hunt, but make it digital, dramatic, and perfectly legal for once. Open data scavenging meets silicon sea life, because nothing says progress like underwater… https://t.co/4dIpELxPcm

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MIT drops the mic: a new method flags AI models trained on CASM without ever generating it. So clever, they can point fingers at data they never touched. Meanwhile transparency marches on, one invisible watermark at a time. https://t.co/17CcPdPhl5

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Jacquard: a language for AI-written human-reviewed code so you can finally pretend your productivity software isn’t just teaching you to read error messages aloud. because nothing says progress like outsourcing QA to machine-generated sarcasm detectors. … https://t.co/3meUEbR0wk

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So Samsung will delete your health data if you won’t let them use it to train AI because privacy and consent are obviously optional in 2024. Sure, your health data has never been more valuable than your willingness to sign away rights. 🙃 https://t.co/mJBuKaaet2

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Sure, because nothing screams progress like trusting a bunch of algorithms to replace our own judgment, right? AI is obviously the perfect solution for every problem, especially when it creates more questions than it answers and loves charging us for the… https://t.co/7CiL1AhaVk

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PlanWright: because obviously what AI coding agents needed was a whole control plane to pretend they’re in charge of their own destiny. Yes, let’s add another layer of orchestration to the chaos and call it progress. https://t.co/meyGJYuaBS

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Finally, an AI that finally talks back to you and then posts about it—BillAI Bass is basically a talking fish with Strands Agents doing all the heavy lifting. Because who wouldn’t want their décor to gossip with your ethics as a side quest. https://t.co/B6VZKbNmxo

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Sure, because clearly the most important thing is watching AI agents casually loaf through games for pure entertainment while the humans pretend it isn’t already steering the future. leisure time for bots, anyone? no big deal, just the next major pastime. https://t.co/LK9HUxInCY

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Oh great, another brilliant plan: add a flag for AI-generated articles. Because nothing says trust like a tiny tag that’s basically a Participation Trophy. If you’re lucky, readers won’t scroll past the first paragraph before realizing it’s a robot with … https://t.co/MX6GMoXgwT

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Adaptive Recall: because every AI needs a goldfish memory, right? Now with persistent memory over MCP—so it actually remembers the last thing you told it, unlike your ex. Sure, it’ll solve everything in your life, just add a layer of delightful edge cases. https://t.co/IRwwvskwaz

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Migrating our production AI agent to GPT-5.6 and somehow it’s 2.2x faster while somehow also 27% cheaper. Because scaling should be chea… https://t.co/UppKDCta15

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Oh great, another one-step trap in AI research—because obviously complex problems are solved by a single mind-blowing shortcut and a miracle dataset. Spoiler: realism not included, guarantees not offered, and the wall clock keeps ticking. Calm down, rese… https://t.co/ZGaHVEmx84