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@ItsMattsLaw Beautiful. I need this.

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@reesetheone1 You have Paxton winning by 3%?

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@hello__caitlin Damn that’s a good idea. Haven’t had an ice cream cake since I was 8 and that needs to change. For a very special occasion.

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@thetexaswife So what gender do you think God is?

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@CentristMadness 0.00% he knows what mercantilist means

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@THEJaxEsq Lotion granted

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@GlobalHitman Unrelated but what do you think about the Kushner GRU vanity fair story? Sounds like fantasy fic BS to me, but I want to believe.

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@Rebel44CZ @NotWoofers Game theory though, would Iran want to move before or after the midterms, or it ultimately doesn’t matter?

(I know there’s no way to know - just speculating)

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@Rebel44CZ @NotWoofers What’s your thinking on when?

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@jbulltard1 That’s not true at all.

https://t.co/gcS1rRo4I2

Also, you are assuming Putin would have done that deal just as you are assuming he will do it now. Neither of which is the case, as Putin will again make clear.

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@HughLouisDewey Word.

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@ZaidJilani I'd say his main problem is that he sucks as a human being. Which I realize is, sadly, not disqualifying for public office, and you were talking about campaign problems, but I do not think they are unrelated.

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@neoavatara God willing

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@CentristMadness Look, he’s certainly got some strikes against him, but his years-long bit about how his trans child is dead is Rogan-level comedic genius.

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@mattyglesias I tried to ask but they turned off replies. What gives???

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@CentristMadness

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@BuckNut4868 @18straightnow @tracylbaker @permieChi @RepMarkPocan Sorry, you’re right big man, it banned penalties over $5. You got us.

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@BuckNut4868 @tracylbaker @permieChi @RepMarkPocan Correct. Because the Trump administration rescinded an agency rule, before it went into effect, that would have banned them.

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@tracylbaker @permieChi @RepMarkPocan Please explain the difference from the perspective of the consumer of a statute banning overdraft fees and an administrative rule doing the same.