MayorOfLA...............'s Brother

I say what you wish you said.
My brother has the johnson of a clown. That's why we call him Clowndick.

[MayorOfLA...............'s Brother @ShadowMayorOfLA]

Communique#1:
My opposite isn't telling you that he's moving COVID19-symptomatic drug addicts into your neighborhood rec centers.
He has directed his advisors to shield him by not asking that question.

[MayorOfLA...............'s Brother @ShadowMayorOfLA]

@MayorOfLA @LACity @LACitySAN @Culture_LA @UPENDO_ @mhdcd8 C'mon bro! You KNOW you want to say Manhole!!

[MayorOfLA...............'s Brother @ShadowMayorOfLA]

I know for a fact that this is Eric's "I'll be in the bathroom" twitter account.
Gross.

[City of Los Angeles @LACity]

A year older and so much has changed, but our beloved Mayor Garcetti @MayorOfLA continues to age with wisdom and grace while managing the ever changing needs of LA and Angelenos.

Happy Birthday Mr. Mayor. May this year be the best one yet!

[MayorOfLA...............'s Brother @ShadowMayorOfLA]

@asthegirlturns Yuck. Even dad never called him that.

[MayorOfLA...............'s Brother @ShadowMayorOfLA]

This is the Angeleno Spirit I miss.
My brother will probably send SWAT.

[Venice Casual @VeniceCasual]

My place in Venice has become a popular pooping site for ~the locals~ so I’m going to set it up on Yelp so I can get some constructive feedback. The bathrooms provided by the city a couple blocks down have some stiff competition now.

[MayorOfLA...............'s Brother @ShadowMayorOfLA]

@TheLeoTerrell @politicsofamy The Democrats went to WAR for their "100% Employment Initiative of 1861."

Of course, the Republican "north" had a different name for it.

[MayorOfLA...............'s Brother @ShadowMayorOfLA]

Is there a Latino Senate now? Did I skip that day in US Constitution class? What page?

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

History made.

Today, I signed the paperwork to officially appoint CA’s first Latino US Senator, @AlexPadilla4CA and nominate CA’s first African American Secretary of State, @AsmShirleyWeber.

[MayorOfLA...............'s Brother @ShadowMayorOfLA]

Our dad once asked us "What do you think Dr Martin Luther King would be doing if he were alive today?"
And my brother said "Clawing at the inside of his coffin?"
Such a thinker.

[MayorOfLA...............'s Brother @ShadowMayorOfLA]

Jesus. This is why Dad never let him do the Seder.
Is "martyr-bitch" a thing? Because my bro is one.

[MayorOfLA...............'s Brother @ShadowMayorOfLA]

@politicsofamy I can only take her for 7 minute stretches. 5 mins on a good day.

[MayorOfLA...............'s Brother @ShadowMayorOfLA]

Seriously @ABC7 @CBSLA @NBCLA @FOXLA .
Do you *all* have to take Eric's Onanistic Presser? Why don't you do all Zoom and decide on a rotation? Do all of your anchors need this extended pee break?

[MayorOfLA...............'s Brother @ShadowMayorOfLA]

Not gonna lie: Eric didn't like the lump of coal wrapped in paper marked "Secretary Of Transportation" that I put in his sock. Kicked the Pomeranian!

[MayorOfLA...............'s Brother @ShadowMayorOfLA]

Apparently Joe wanted his Secretary of Transportation to be.....*openly*....gay. No beard families. Sorry bro.
Try for Kamala's seat!
@GaryandShannon

[MayorOfLA...............'s Brother @ShadowMayorOfLA]

My bro calls this "TsuBumday."

[Bill Melugin @BillMelugin_]

Wow. Big story here. 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

[MayorOfLA...............'s Brother @ShadowMayorOfLA]

@katherinegould @LAPDChiefMoore Apparently "people" are doing a bang-up job by themselves! LAPD just has to sit back and clean up.

[MayorOfLA...............'s Brother @ShadowMayorOfLA]

Dear god I hate this shit. He bet Dad that if OJ was acquitted he'd quit ballet.
He welshed.

[Mayor Karen Bass @MayorOfLA]

Challenged accepted @FrancisSuarez, and the Mayor of the losing team’s city has to wear the winning team’s mask after the Finals.

To sweeten the deal, I'll send over tamales from Liliana's, Bludso's BBQ sauce & Big Man Bakes cupcakes.

See you in your very own @Lakers face mask!

[MayorOfLA...............'s Brother @ShadowMayorOfLA]

@BuckSexton LASD

[MayorOfLA...............'s Brother @ShadowMayorOfLA]

Somehow this wasn't used by the local TV news that was interviewing her.
https://t.co/nc39g8nRbc

[MayorOfLA...............'s Brother @ShadowMayorOfLA]

Bizarre idolization of a rapist.
"I want my shit."

https://t.co/8xw4c63qLM

[MayorOfLA...............'s Brother @ShadowMayorOfLA]

@EmilyTVproducer @darksecretplace @stevengregory Maybe @gofundme should hear about it?
"We need your support for materials and supplies, travel, and facilities costs related to actions, meetings, and our ongoing work." $2.8mil and counting.
Does that include defamation? Report here: https://t.co/bQVXOf6aoJ

[MayorOfLA...............'s Brother @ShadowMayorOfLA]

I'm assuming that bars owned by FriendsOfGavin get to remain open.