me: im in my 30s and really want to make sure i eat fruit and vegetables every day! my doctors also want me to eat certain things
the country i live in: we've deregulated food protections so much that if you eat a fresh leaf you'll shit yourself
post repentance binding of isaac every item room is filled with an item that's called some shit like "dick in the booty tears" that gives you some bullshit immaterial effect but you never find a damage or tears upgrade
if youre a bit of a night owl, and you hit like 2 hours of nothingburger / mindless stupid shit before bed, consider watching a random movie youve been meaning to get around to or that youve heard about
Everything Trump has touched is worse. Like at no point in the past 17 months have I woken up, read the news, and seen life improve for average Americans. This is not normal in the slightest. It’s EVIL
nigga im convinced you have to be a genuine fucking mouthbreather to be primarily playing roblox games I tried to use an item I picked up mid game and the shit gave me a microtransaction prompt right in front of my face and I died
i think one of the most painful yet interesting and great things about undertale is that you dont really get to save asriel... You give him some closure but he still has to go back to being flowey, he doesnt get to keep his soul, he still has to make another huge sacrifice.