Shadow WUDC

potentially a parody

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Word has it @UncleBill_D is gonna do a rousing rendition of ‘50 ways to break the dress code’ at #australs2018 open mic night

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Retraction: Shadow WUDC apologises if the killing children seems like a slightly extreme threat for mild tardiness. Let’s just say we’re certain no children will die if you’re all on time #wudc2018

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Shadow WUDC doesn’t have $10,000 lying around, but will just murder 100 children if you don’t register on time - and it will be YOUR FAULT. Hope you’re all having a lovely morning! #WUDC2018

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Shadow WUDC has gone interactive! What is a debate tournament, but it’s people, after all! So friends, we ask you: The first fatality at #WUDC2018 will be caused by ...

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Good morning debaters! We hope you are enjoying your breakfast beans. A friendly reminder going into round 1 that they who smelt it, dealt it. Good luck! #WUDC2018 #breakfastbeans #breakfastmemes #dontshitthebed

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Good news! We know you’ll all likely be too hungover to go exploring on your free day, so Shadow WUDC has arranged a scenic tour of Mexico’s highways as part of the opening ceremony! #WUDC2018 #tbt #takemetochennai

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Shadow WUDC hears debaters hate sitting around waiting.... so we got rid of seats on buses #WUDC2018

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In honour of Chennai (which we LOVED btw - no racists here!) Shadow WUDC is back for Mexico #wudc2018 #wudc2014 #tequila

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WUDC 2015 outwit, outplay, outlast.

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Good news everyone! We have decided to open feedback on the feedback systems! Unfortunately we have no idea how to deliver this system #wudc

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Good news everyone! We've increased the bar tab for tonight to the same level as Champs Dinner. Wine will be only $17/glass. #australs

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Having decided equity complaints in the Test Debate are a thing, breaking against NZ teams just got a lot easier #australs

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Seriously, WHERE ARE THE BUTTER KNIVES #australs

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@djohanna_ @sofaf We have been entrusting ourselves to Dunedin cultural values and the "alcohol blanket" #australs

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Not allowed to submit feedback suggesting the demotion of @AustralsConveno to runner. We will not be silenced #australs #takemetochennai

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Good news everyone! We have decided that knives are in fact necessary for spreading butter. #australs #muffinisnotbuttered

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Round 2 briefing exposes #australs conveners' lack of preparation for Women's Night. They forgot the topless dirtbikers #takemetochennai

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Good news all! We've negotiated with the hotels and elephants are now permitted wherever cultural values dictate #australs #takemetochennai

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Good news everyone! We've written officers' numbers on the board so you can impress them with your pickup lines! #australs #gameon

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Bottles of wine have started appearing. I wonder what's gone wrong? #australs