upd: i shot freddy 5 times in the chest and dismembered his ass with a fishing rod. im keeping these pieces as souvenirs. also there was some dumb music box i had to keep winding up but that shit got destroyed by the fireball so now i can js goon the whole time
upd: a couple hours into night 5 despite a huge hole in the building. some purple version of the balloon bitch was under my fucking desk trying to give me a blowjob or some shit so of course theres another huge hole in her fucking face now.
upd: ok so i didnt have space in the last message to talk about some STUPID BALLOON BITCH who was running around stealing batteries from me. so lets just say i blew his shit smooth off with a tactical shotgun.
upd: finished night 4 and a lot happened. first of all ive been notified that im being sued for property damage, indecent exposure, and whatever the fuck else. anyways i smited bonnies head off with an axe and lit chica on fire but it kinda spread around. so being sued for arson.
upd: finished night 3. new freddy and bonnie are fucking DEAD. i took the new chica for myself.. 😍😍😏 and the old motherfuckers are still fucking alive but not for fucking long you spedfucker disabled fucking nigger bitch jew fucker fuckety fuckfucker fuck of a fucking jew fuck
upd: the new freddy is fucking OBESE. i pried open his stomach cavity with a fucking CROWBAR and spilled LUBRICANT INSIDE. he's fucking shaking viscerally. EPILEPSY JEW, EPILEPSY JEW!! 🗣️🔥🇮🇱
upd: oh yeah and they tried to (but miserably failed to) rebuild bonnie but since i blew him to SMITHEREEEENNS he isn't much. and freddys back too but his face is all different and shit. that vibrator changed him. also that fucking DOOFUS falls for the trick w his own FUCKIN MASK
upd: in night 3 rn. apparently the flashlight works on everyone because all of these MORONS have fucking EPILEPSY. but uhh the og chica is back with her broken ahh jaw (from our little playtime 😍) and her gone ahh arms (werent the only things inside her 😏)
upd: just finished night 2. apparently i can just use some flashlight to get rid of foxfuck and all the dumbass new animatronics think im one of them when i where some dumbass freddy mask. so yeah that was fun i guess
upd: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK BLACKFAG. I FOUND THE ORIGINAL FOXFUCK I MERCED SITTING IN THE HALLWAY. THIS BLACK NIGGAS TORSO IS ALL GONE FROM THE DOOR AHAHAHAHAHA BLACK BIMBO SLUT