sleepy☆

Nah, I'd lose || 20 and feeling old

[zannie @atordacalma]

POB: estás no Porto

[PINKVANILLA @2lesbians1dildo]

Me when I wanna cross the road safely

[aidan 🍭 @KORNPIXIE420]

old lady asked me where im going with pink hair. girl everywhere

[francisco @notfrvnk]

[a vender o carro a um fascista] estado? novo

[bean 🌞 @belovedkuroken]

I saw a tiktok comment that said "I would rather not know the answer than ask ChatGPT" and it resonated with me bc like yeah.

[Seton Hall Student @sacketology]

Jar Jar Binks calling someone a bitch

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

jerking off in the morning because the early bird plays with its worm or however the saying goes

[🦇)) Boomie !! 🎵 @boomieboxx]

I've got a scary math joke but i'm 2² to say it

[parks @parkersity_9]

Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

[golden 🌼 @goldensflowers]

adhd is so funny why am i procrastinating playing a video game. that i want to play

[Riċ @ricblurs]

i fw all types of music, they callin me polyjammerous

[jamie ▴ @linkkling]

schrödinger's funny number. 68±1

[Dave NewBlood @DaveOshry]

refrigerators in horror games be like:

[xy @homeostaxy]

@itsseaberri Mr. Information after finding out I’ve been spreading Miss Information

[evie @4lutwf]

a calça do vizinho sempre vai ser mais baggy que a minha

[vercetti @naodapranamorar]

meritíssimo foi só pra farmar aura

[mao 🇦🇺 @freemaowtf]

“Wdym your friend is a Dutch motor racing circuit?” that’s zandvoomf