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I masturbate A LOT

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@JacksFam Hey i haven't got my W-2 for 2014 when I worked here!

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I've basically never played pokemon X. I just make random little kids play it for me.

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I got blocked because i asked a girl if her duck face was her poop face? Am i doing this Twitter thing right?

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@jimlibertarian @heatherbelle75 @ResignDeBlasio Ey, all jokes aside...This song sums up me.
https://t.co/CgFeLpOi0S

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@jimlibertarian @heatherbelle75 @ResignDeBlasio Internet bios speak all.

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@heatherbelle75 @jimlibertarian @ResignDeBlasio I'm actually a hermaphrodite...

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@jimlibertarian @heatherbelle75 @ResignDeBlasio Is that a challenge?

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@jimlibertarian @heatherbelle75 @ResignDeBlasio Yeah, awesome at poop faces.

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@heatherbelle75 @ResignDeBlasio @jimlibertarian Man, if THIS isn't your pooping face...I'm really interested in your ACTUAL pooping face.

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@ResignDeBlasio @jimlibertarian @heatherbelle75 Is that your poopin face?

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Can somebody slap me in the face with a crowbar?

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I'm so happy that social media exists because it allows me to publicly embarrass myself on a daily basis.

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Anybody doing anything today besides masturbating?

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Sitting at the bar chewin' a toothpick n' lookin' cool while doing so. Like usual.

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Hey, @SonyPictures, https://t.co/DQa9DzEy3C

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I just want a girl that'll take me on dates to @tacobell

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@Sethrogen That ending was hot and i'm not even gay.

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@Sethrogen I really wanted to see The Interview... :(

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When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a sledgehammer it's called 'art' but when i do it i'm 'wasted' and have to 'leave home depot.'

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Even the hottest women take fat dumps.