Shen | Absolute Cyborg

I am hands down the most influential man on the internet. The fact that so many people copy my style on Twitter is proof of that. #GOATTALK 🇹🇭🇱🇦🇩🇪🇻🇳

[Shen | Absolute Cyborg @ShadowedShen]

Gonna just make a thread of me fighting bosses on the soldier of godrick build when I decide to record it

[Shen | Absolute Cyborg @ShadowedShen]

Anyways we got the sanctum kindred with the +11 zwei, idk how I only got hit 3 times cuz I was getting fucked for 20 mins straight b4 that

[Shen | Absolute Cyborg @ShadowedShen]

@6foot1asiandude 20 is a fake age, report back when you hit the big TWO ONE 🫵😂

[Shen | Absolute Cyborg @ShadowedShen]

And then he said:

“God if the Knicks lose tonight then please smite down Margi”

[Shen | Absolute Cyborg @ShadowedShen]

That guy wemby just needs to steal all of Dirk’s moves and tendencies bro, enough with the Kobe shit

[Shen | Absolute Cyborg @ShadowedShen]

@Iostmotives @SinhaleseSavage You’re a sick guy

[Shen | Absolute Cyborg @ShadowedShen]

Fat fucks in the comments self reporting that they don’t know that Way of Wades are probably the best hoop shoes since the kyrie was with Nike

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Golden State Warriors star Stephen Curry has signed a shoe endorsement contract with Chinese company Li-Ning -- a landmark 10-year deal, sources tell ESPN. Li-Ning extends his Curry Brand venture globally and encompasses basketball products, athleisure, the ability for Curry to sign athletes under his brand, and a full golf line.

[Shen | Absolute Cyborg @ShadowedShen]

@kittyyfloss @PhoenixAvatars @starburstk9 @KTH06er They’re just looking to argue at this point and want to be provocative, very miserable. A hillbilly from Alabama is worlds different than yuppie in NYC.

[Shen | Absolute Cyborg @ShadowedShen]

Took ap chem, physics, biology and astronomy in high school and then chem again, geology, cognitive science and oceanography courses in college to get a supply chain degree.

[kam @kamsspice]

learning about different education systems is so interesting. in the UK equivalent to high school, we only sit 3-4 subjects in our a levels whose subject plus grades determine what university course you can then apply to. i did chem, maths and biology with med school in mind

[Shen | Absolute Cyborg @ShadowedShen]

Every few months I see this retard on my TL

[(• ˕ •マ.ᐟ ★ @Y40IFRQTTING]

Americans do go on day trips where they get in their car and drive to a specific destination, but they don't understand that Europeans enjoy just being outside aside from specific occasions

[Shen | Absolute Cyborg @ShadowedShen]

New? Thought this was the norm

[Shen | Absolute Cyborg @ShadowedShen]

Ghostwriter: Margiwrld

[Doubt @LILDOUBT1]

When she rubbing your stomach and that pinky finger break the waistband…🥴🥴🥴 touch my wee wee touch my fucking wee wee!

[Shen | Absolute Cyborg @ShadowedShen]

Schrodinger’s idiot

[Jamie OwO @owo_jamie]

@nopefucky0u this did slap thank you very much because im just trying to be FUNNY it is NOT that deep ohhh my god

[Shen | Absolute Cyborg @ShadowedShen]

In 10 years we’re gonna get some massive revisionist history that ignores the flopping part of his game just like how ppl forgot that 2016-2020 harden was just as unethical

[House of Lowlights @HouseLowlights]

Shai flopped on every single shot attempt.

[Shen | Absolute Cyborg @ShadowedShen]

Margi during his trip with the tarnished at the Lands Between
-Had to summon Mahoraga to save him
-Learn that he is a fraud
-Died to Mesmer until 4:30 in the morning
-Condition himself to not throw the controller
-Wanted to learn how Shen🐐 mentally prepared

[Polymarket Hoops @PolymarketHoops]

Victor Wembanyama during his trip with the monks at the Shaolin Temple:

— Had to shave his head
— Learn martial arts
— Run through forests at 4:30 in the morning
— Condition his body without bulking
— Had to eat high-protein meat meals inside a hidden sprinter van
— Wanted to learn how Kobe Bryant mentally prepared
— Hiked a dangerous trail while dribbling a ball for 4.5 hours
— Mediate for 30-90 minutes everyday

This is unheard of 😳
(via @ramonashelburne)

[Shen | Absolute Cyborg @ShadowedShen]

@ManuLlare @Spennser You seem like the type of person to wait for what’s societally acceptable instead of doing what you want to do

[Shen | Absolute Cyborg @ShadowedShen]

I gotta leftard purity test my girlfriend soon I’ll update on how it goes

[Shen | Absolute Cyborg @ShadowedShen]

Soft blocking out ethnic groups with tanner skin is like literally one of the most common East Asian American things that occur

[Shen | Absolute Cyborg @ShadowedShen]

Ngl the wasian meetup thing was weird but the way they went about it is no different than an monoracial Asian gathering

[Shen | Absolute Cyborg @ShadowedShen]

My friend is a doomer, she actually needs to stop watching liveleak type videos

[Shen | Absolute Cyborg @ShadowedShen]

@Iostmotives Get rid of Vader and DeAndre Ayton b4 me then

[Phil @Phxlly]

@wstgoat7 @Fergycookedd If there was a Eats Holiday you would be the first to post about it