Schopenhauers For Algernon

Do I listen to pop music because I’m gay? Or am I gay because I listen to pop music? 🏳️‍⚧️ she/her

[Schopenhauers For Algernon @ShadowsAndBust]

Another workout another nip-out. #HardestNipplesInThaGame

[Schopenhauers For Algernon @ShadowsAndBust]

Me at peak performance is writing “lol try again” in big red ink across every student paper after glancing at each for under 10 seconds

[Schopenhauers For Algernon @ShadowsAndBust]

@mizzmoney_ Infinite square well?

[Schopenhauers For Algernon @ShadowsAndBust]

Gonna get “new driver” tattooed on my ass so tops know to fuckin take it easy god damn

[Schopenhauers For Algernon @ShadowsAndBust]

@29doodles I would start with a dowry sent directly to her father

[^ @whisperandwords]

arguing with me is pointless, i knew i was wrong 10 mins ago you just look hot arguing

[Schopenhauers For Algernon @ShadowsAndBust]

for 20 years JTC has been getting pros to write songs (that never appear in the artists discography) that are purely technique demos for their masterclasses. nothing gets amateurs who "really understand feel" riled up more than seeing someone with technical talent.

[Roy Rogers Happy Trails Music Shop  @RoyRogers_HTMS]

Is Matteo Mancuso the best modern guitarist right now?
No pick. Just pure fingerstyle — speed, precision, phrasing, and real musicality all at once. This performance of “The Price Of Love” is a masterclass in control and feel.
A lot of people are calling him generational… and after watching this, it’s easy to see why.
What’s your verdict? 👇

[Schopenhauers For Algernon @ShadowsAndBust]

@vivienigma And you haven’t asked me? I study quantum mechanics for a living. (I don’t know how to do this)

[Schopenhauers For Algernon @ShadowsAndBust]

At the gym and my sports bra isn’t providing the necessary nipple coverage #ThatsNotAGrapefruitJuicerThatsMyBoob

[Viviennui @vivienigma]

how do i communicate that while it's cute she doesnt want to hurt me, i really do need to be walloped til i cry sometimes?

[Deacon Blues @dribrats77]

Asking the stripper if she wants to listen to Steely Dan with me

[Schopenhauers For Algernon @ShadowsAndBust]

still laughing about louis theroux's brilliant idea of gloryholes with an extra hole up top, so sapiosexual bottoms can hear you talk about plato's republic while they blow you

[Schopenhauers For Algernon @ShadowsAndBust]

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[barbie★ @rarestbarbie]

a lot of trans girls don’t know how much of a status signal having a trans gf is among cis lesbians so they stereotype them as womanizers looking to score easy layups on girls with low self-esteem

[Schopenhauers For Algernon @ShadowsAndBust]

Is anyone available to hold my vagina while I pee?

[Schopenhauers For Algernon @ShadowsAndBust]

Shout out to all the ladies with fat pussies that give me plausible deniability when I wear leggings

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

every time a video of me gets posted on here everyone’s like “why does she talk like that, is she drunk?” no you idiot assholes I’m literally a tranny. also im drunk

[Schopenhauers For Algernon @ShadowsAndBust]

The Long Cool Woman remix by Moonlight is the biggest piece of shit I’ve ever heard. Congrats on making art and humanity itself worse. I’m furious right now asshole.

[Schopenhauers For Algernon @ShadowsAndBust]

clinical notes from my recent doctor visit: "Well developed, well nourished. Denies pain." what are they trying to do? write a new fetlife profile for me?

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Kitten, it hurts mommy when you remind her you were born after 9/11. :(

[Schopenhauers For Algernon @ShadowsAndBust]

This NILF pussy got me feeling like the breadwinner

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: America’s "NILF" population — Not in Labor Force — surges by 832,000 to a record 105.8 million.