𝙅𝙤𝙝𝙣 𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙘𝙩𝙤𝙧

I took a DNA test and turns out I'm 100% not enough

[𝙅𝙤𝙝𝙣 𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙘𝙩𝙤𝙧 @Shadowslayer572]

Mentally I'm here

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

PHYSINT🔥🔥🔥

[John Bummit, PhD. @JohnBummit]

Every day is labor day when you're a real nigga! #freedom #labornigga #wageslave

[𝕃𝕆ℝ𝔻 𝔻𝕀𝔸ℕ𝔼𝕏𝕀𝕊 👑 @Dianexis]

I’ll do it in half the time I will not let a beans on toast ass nigga hold the title over a beaner

If I fail, all Mexicans leave the USA no argument

If I win, we deport Hasan Piker

[Sabuuchi (CEO of Bans) @Saboogus]

WARFRAME RIVENS ARE GETTING STAT LOCKS

THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

WARFRAME RIVENS ARE GETTING STAT LOCKS

[Raq🎧 @ih8raqi]

mf that’s called Houston

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

My toddler loves Monsters Inc. especially Mike Wazowski.

Yesterday I was in Walmart and came across this cool t-shirt.

I immediately bought it, put it on in the car, and rushed home to show my toddler.

I hunted her down as soon as I came through the door.

She was sitting on the couch watching Hogi and eating Goldfish crackers.

I said, ‘Libby check out my cool new shirt!’

I was beaming. I just knew she was gonna think my shirt was the coolest shit ever.

She looked at me, looked at my shirt, scoffed, and yelled, ‘GO AWAY!’

Listen.

I don’t think we talk enough about what huge pieces of shit toddlers are.

That’s literally my TV you are watching.
I paid for those Goldfish crackers.
That’s my fucking couch.

I bought this cool t-shirt ONLY because of you.

And this is your response you f#ggot piece of sh!t??

You are wearing a shirt with a turtle on it that says, ‘Turtley Adorable’ you fuck!ng idiot.

You are broke.
Homeless.
Have poor life skills.
You can’t even fucking speak English.

You are basically a Somali immigrant only brighter in complexion and with much less forehead mass.

I’ll wipe my ass with this shirt.

Fuck this shirt.

Bitch nigga.

Your mom is fat.

[Azlaar | Commissions Open @Azlaar]

“Into the Heart of Light”

Destiny 2 Commission.

[ganii @gahhnie]

the chinese are puffing shit i couldnt even fathom

[𝙅𝙤𝙝𝙣 𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙘𝙩𝙤𝙧 @Shadowslayer572]

@Heistedxyz Redeem!!

[Heisted @Heistedxyz]

if you’re seeing this, you are extremely early.

something mega viral is coming soon.

any interaction will be considered for priority access.

[megalomaniac @urauntiesnudes]

call it necrophilia the way I crack a cold one

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

nigga look like a civil rights era political prisoner

[Destiny 2 Team @Destiny2Team]

Immortal Legend

Thank you.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A beer company will fly a WWII fighter plane over your BBQ cookout for the 4th of July for $250

The experience by Keystone Light will also include their apple beer, grilling, lawn games, and fireworks

[Abaddon @Abaddon_D2]

Jynxzi,

The Destiny community needs your help.

Bungie is going to end live service of Destiny 2 on June 9th. To show Bungie and Sony we still care, we need as many people as we can get to flood the servers on that day.

Destiny calls for aid, will you answer?

[Krou @KrouXD]

This clip 100% belongs in Destiny's top 5 clips of all time

[Macie Jay @MacieJay]

Bruh this got more likes than the original announcement. Gave away 6, still got 5 left.

[Macie Jay @MacieJay]

Still got at least 5 spare codes for my Pulse Bundle if anybody wants, I'll pick out from those that like this tweet.

The support has been awesome, thank you guys so much!

[Super Monkey Tweets @MonkeyBallTweet]

i hate vodka but the monkey head is calling to me like it's the green goblin mask

[crock zero dial @crock0dial]

wow