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[Alexis Gy @ShadyChops]

When a walk-in patient brings 3 generations for "moral support" and take up all your seating #dentistproblems #whytho #yallneedtochill

[Phemex @Phemex_official]

On the next Pizza Day, we'd like to give back to one of the bitcoin OGs with a 10,000 $BTC transaction. 💸

Help us find Pizza Guy and be rewarded as well! 🍕

Read more here: https://t.co/R5HsVTinx0

#WheresPizzaGuy #Phemex #BTCpizza

[Phemex @Phemex_official]

We are giving away $DOGE again! Help our Twitter account to reach 200k followers - a prize pool of up to $40k is waiting for you! 💸

Read more here: https://t.co/ECjrGaSrUH

#DogeWithPhemex #dogecoin #crypto

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

The Galactic Federation interviews Earth for membership

[Alexis Gy @ShadyChops]

I’m glad to see this. I was worried for a hot second

[Demerara Waves Online News- Guyana @demwaves]

Guyanese superstar Eddy Grant sues Trump’s campaign team for unauthorised use of song https://t.co/5mzaK3AhBG

[Demerara Waves Online News- Guyana @demwaves]

Guyanese superstar Eddy Grant sues Trump’s campaign team for unauthorised use of song https://t.co/5mzaK3AhBG

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

I saw an online tutorial about how to make masks from old clothes, so I cut up this old pair of shorts! I had to hand sew it, and it came out too small, but it's not bad for a first try! What do you think?

[Trey 〽️ @realtreyforde]

why he set himself up to get his ass WHOPPED 😭

[ariANAL grande 🧃 @emowag420]

This creature has the body language of a drama student pretending to be an animal

[Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer]

I take one Monday off a month to relax and watch murder shows. On my calendar at work it’s called Murder Monday. I do this bc you can’t do this job well without a proper break.

To be clear, if my calendar is ever examined by law enforcement, this is what Murder Monday means.

[James @CaucasianJames]

if i was the kid in home alone i would’ve just cried and walked to my neighbors and the movie would’ve been over

[bug @thought_bug_]

“losing/taking virginity”

- turns sex into an object
- places pressure on the decision
- you don’t actually lose or take anything ?

“sexual debut”

- exciting
- all focus is on u
- suggests a musical number is involved

[CCW license - 46 states @skinny_que]

Mechanic: “yeah you need to think about getting a new -“
Me: “Aht aht, just change the oil” https://t.co/tuxGyn5Ayn

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

If you’re having a bad day here’s a video to make it better🐶🐥

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Millennials, quit whining. I paid off $150,000 in student loans and own a $400,000 home, because I SAVE. It’s not that hard. I
-Make coffee at home
-Bus instead of Uber
-Shop sales
-Had parents pay off my loans & buy me a house because I’m daddy’s special boy
-Got Hulu with ads

[Dogwood @dogwoodisbest]

Zodiac Killer: *serial killing*

Victim: why are you doing this?

Zodiac Killer: you know how Scorpios are lol