𝑺𝑯𝑨𝑫𝑶𝑾 𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑲 𝑪𝑶𝑶𝑲𝑰𝑬

[𝑺𝑯𝑨𝑫𝑶𝑾 𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑲 𝑪𝑶𝑶𝑲𝑰𝑬 @ShadyDeceit]

𝘔𝘌 .ᐟ

𝘚𝘏𝘈𝘋𝘖𝘞 𝘔𝘐𝘓𝘒 𝘊𝘖𝘖𝘒𝘐𝘌 .ᐟ

[𝑺𝑯𝑨𝑫𝑶𝑾 𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑲 𝑪𝑶𝑶𝑲𝑰𝑬 @ShadyDeceit]

𝗔 𝗰𝗲𝗿𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗖𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝗻 𝗯𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲.

𝗔 𝗖𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗲 𝘀𝗼 𝗱𝗶𝗴𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗱, 𝘀𝗼𝗽𝗵𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱, 𝗮𝗻𝗱-
𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻- 𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲...

[𝑺𝑯𝑨𝑫𝑶𝑾 𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑲 𝑪𝑶𝑶𝑲𝑰𝑬 @ShadyDeceit]

@KinitosBFF4Eva

“ FIND ME THE TWINK THAT TOOK MY SOUL JAM THAT TWINK WILL PAY THAT TWINK WILL PAY “

[𝑺𝑯𝑨𝑫𝑶𝑾 𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑲 𝑪𝑶𝑶𝑲𝑰𝑬 @ShadyDeceit]

( Slooowly appearing out of thin air . )

“ Seventeen thirtyeight.. “

“ Ay.. “

[𝑺𝑯𝑨𝑫𝑶𝑾 𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑲 𝑪𝑶𝑶𝑲𝑰𝑬 @ShadyDeceit]

( #CRRPMSBALL25 )

( Shes spinning around in circles while hovering right next to (READER ) . )

“ WEEEEEEE !! “

( Stupid beast cookie . he think everything a fucking game . 💔 )

[𝑺𝑯𝑨𝑫𝑶𝑾 𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑲 𝑪𝑶𝑶𝑲𝑰𝑬 @ShadyDeceit]

@DARKENEDLIES / shes treating it like fucking wrestling do not underestimate how much shit he can turn into a little game 😭

[𝑺𝑯𝑨𝑫𝑶𝑾 𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑲 𝑪𝑶𝑶𝑲𝑰𝑬 @ShadyDeceit]

( #CRRPMSBALL25 )

“ OHH , AND THEYRE OUT FOR THE COUNT !! “

“ CAN SOMEONE GIVE ME A COUNT ?? 10 SECONDS TO GET BACK UP ON THEIR FEET OR THEYRE OUT !! “

[𝑺𝑯𝑨𝑫𝑶𝑾 𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑲 𝑪𝑶𝑶𝑲𝑰𝑬 @ShadyDeceit]

( #CRRPMSBALL25 )

“ Dagh— “

( ..Oh my, what is with their outfit ? Its never seen Elder Faerie in the LONGEST time and this ? Sighh .. )

“ Welcomee , welcomeee ! Care to test your luck ? “

( It shifts its hands , revealing decks of cards . )

“ A game , mm perhaps ? “

[𝑺𝑯𝑨𝑫𝑶𝑾 𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑲 𝑪𝑶𝑶𝑲𝑰𝑬 @ShadyDeceit]

( #CRRPMSBALL25 )

( The little jester is here ! Its got its own stand ! )

“ STEP RIGHT UP , STEP RIGHTT UP !! IF YOU CAN DOWN 7 GLASSES OF BERRY JUICE AND STAND FOR A MINUTE STRAIGHT , YOU WIN BIG !! “

( Its soul jam shines , more than any other normal Shadow Milk around . )

[𝑺𝑯𝑨𝑫𝑶𝑾 𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑲 𝑪𝑶𝑶𝑲𝑰𝑬 @ShadyDeceit]

“ Currently finding your location ! “

[𝑺𝑯𝑨𝑫𝑶𝑾 𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑲 𝑪𝑶𝑶𝑲𝑰𝑬 @ShadyDeceit]

“ GHAHAHAHAHA !! OH AND YOU WERE WILLING TO “THROW HANDS” ?? “

“ YOU ALREADY PROBABLY LOSE THEM BY LETTING THEM HANG — WHHAAHHAHA !! “

[𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝙟𝙪𝙜𝙜𝙡𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙚 @saltycl0wn]

Take that back.

[𝑺𝑯𝑨𝑫𝑶𝑾 𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑲 𝑪𝑶𝑶𝑲𝑰𝑬 @ShadyDeceit]

( As the world fell apart , she let out a giggle . )

( Its true form emerged , its time to start a new , its wings flapped , roaming the grounds across the continent . )

[𝑺𝑯𝑨𝑫𝑶𝑾 𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑲 𝑪𝑶𝑶𝑲𝑰𝑬 @ShadyDeceit]

“ PFFF— “

( He can’t see it . but he felt that . )

“ BHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAA— “

( Oh hes WHEEZING . )

[Astra!! @Hatwearingalien]

[ The laws of gravity start applying to her again, and she immediately falls straight into the ocean below her.
SPLASH! ]

[Astra!! @Hatwearingalien]

WOAH — !!

[𝑺𝑯𝑨𝑫𝑶𝑾 𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑲 𝑪𝑶𝑶𝑲𝑰𝑬 @ShadyDeceit]

( Snickering to himself so badly . Then opening up a portal infront of the path she ran . )

( ..Shes above the ocean now . )

[Astra!! @Hatwearingalien]

geT THE PECK OVER HERE —

[ RAPIDLY RUNNING AT HIM. ]

[𝑺𝑯𝑨𝑫𝑶𝑾 𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑲 𝑪𝑶𝑶𝑲𝑰𝑬 @ShadyDeceit]

………..

messes with time messes with tim—

[Astra!! @Hatwearingalien]

[ Putting on the Sprint Hat… ]

[𝑺𝑯𝑨𝑫𝑶𝑾 𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑲 𝑪𝑶𝑶𝑲𝑰𝑬 @ShadyDeceit]

@SigmaCandyApple @Hatwearingalien “ Its fiiine ! “

“ I deal with worse , probably . “

[𝑺𝑯𝑨𝑫𝑶𝑾 𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑲 𝑪𝑶𝑶𝑲𝑰𝑬 @ShadyDeceit]

( Finger waag ! )

[Astra!! @Hatwearingalien]

I WILL TOSS YOU LIKE A FOOTBALL, YOU PECKIN’ BLUEBERRY FLAVORED MEDIEVAL CLOWN .

[𝑺𝑯𝑨𝑫𝑶𝑾 𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑲 𝑪𝑶𝑶𝑲𝑰𝑬 @ShadyDeceit]

MESSES WITH TIME MESSES WITH TIME MESSES WITH TIME MESSES WITH TIME MESSES WITH TIME MESSES WITH TIME MESSES WITH TIM—

[Astra!! @Hatwearingalien]

Man, I hate it when people time travel…

It messes up time SO MUCH…

[𝑺𝑯𝑨𝑫𝑶𝑾 𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑲 𝑪𝑶𝑶𝑲𝑰𝑬 @ShadyDeceit]

“ You know I was thinking more about wings on the BACK , but we usually have those for clothing . “

“ Exceept for OONEEE little guest ! WHO I REFUSE TO TALK ABOUT . “

[Astra!! @Hatwearingalien]

Really, huh ?
What are these supposed to be then !