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FiNessin w/ the knife

[Freudy @Freudy]

This is actually hilarious

[code @ShadyFibber]

Do I hate when people are stubborn? Or just hate when they don’t do things the way I think is best? Lol 🤔

[code @ShadyFibber]

If the washroom whack, the food gone smack

[code @ShadyFibber]

I’m going to start having slap offs with the people trying to get on the streetcar before letting people off

[Waiting to Oxtail @ThatDudeMCFLY]

We need to find this young lady. Her pum pum might have just saved this city.

[sarah @sablaah]

me to the President of the United States

[code @ShadyFibber]

Do you still feel like a man when you use the baby urinal?

[code @ShadyFibber]

Flipped the script, dyslexic actor

[Collin Morikawa @collin_morikawa]

I finally don’t have to worry about rental car restrictions! #25

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

Holy fucking shit #WhoDeyBitch

[Chelly @chellgod]

You’re actually a comedian if you think we aren’t marching right back into Swiss and Finland

[code @ShadyFibber]

Do you think employers make the toilet paper feel like sand paper on purpose to discourage you from going on the job? Cuz I do and I’m pissed

[code @ShadyFibber]

I don’t trust the people who knew about the unsend message feature first…

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Aritzia should have a bar inside

[Rainbow Fish @RAINBOWFlSH]

what if nipples clicked in & out like pens

[code @ShadyFibber]

Ever just wish you were back in the computer lab playing some Bloons Tower Defense? Same

[MZS @mattzollerseitz]

A good steak pun is an example of a rare medium well done.

[Zack Fox @zackfox]

important to note here that 500,000 clients equals 1 million balls

[Waiting to Oxtail @ThatDudeMCFLY]

Imagine you go to get your lip filler and the doctor playing Pump It Up on a loop.

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

If you Gon take all them shots and smoke all that weed at least have the decency to get up and workout in the am