Jake Parsons

Tweet with The Shady One about sports, music, ask him for directions, useless trivia and other stuff. Heck, he'll even do your taxes for a small fee.

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@BostonStrong_34 Can’t wait to see Eovaldi embarrass Sox management for letting him walk

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@BostonStrong_34 @WEEI Management won’t stop digging till they get clear through to China

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@NjTank99 It can always be worse. You could literally be a Red Sox fan right now.

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@NESN Kind of describes the whole team’s 2026 season

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@RedSox

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@Hogdale_ They’re playing today? I’ve given up watching

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@Jared_Carrabis This team is making me long for the Bobby V team. They’re THAT bad

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@Hogdale_ You need to do these recaps with a paper bag over your head

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@RedSox

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@NESN @WBMasonCo Lose. Make excuses. Repeat

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@Hogdale_ @FitzyMoPena Except they are Wolverhampton bad

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@RedSox

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@RedSox

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@RedSox Strong showing from the bull💩pen

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@Hogdale_ So glad we gave up Kyle Harrison and went with the likes of these slow pitch beer league scrubs

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@stoolpresidente Biggest rope a dope since Ali

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@SportsCenter The biggest rope a dope since Ali

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@stoolpresidente But 2 goals in 16 seconds? Gotta love that

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@RedSox DFA-O BELLO!!!!

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@Hogdale_ 3 run 💣 incoming