Bacon.

drop everything now.

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It’s all S’s and G’s until someone steps on a LEGO.

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Please roast @jakepaul and @LoganPaul next.

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@SwaeLee I honestly can’t think of one good reason to vote for Trump, so VP -> Pres Harris it is!

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@wIwsfilm I see two girls who are just kind of confused and maybe disappointed it wasn’t the song they wanted. Not sure what the heat is about.

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@swillscate I’m sorry. That feels so shitty.

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@swillscate I can’t speak for your state, but here in Philly and also DC, it’s lovely and inexplicably unifying.

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@zeglerverse @swillscate This is the way

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@swillscate Sending ♥️. Go Phils.

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@kubaswift What annoys me the most is I owned this dress and I wore it to prom. And I have no idea where it is now. Max Azria. 2006.

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@andrewscomet Geez, someone get them to stop.

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@Jbougie28 I love that your ONE follow
is Elon Musk.

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@WinnieSchola @MattWallace888 WE. ARE. NOT. Doing. THAT.

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@Whotfismick Hairstylist. When a family member dies, each of our clients wants to offer some kind of condolence. We have to relive our grief for every appointment for a couple months. We have to think & sometimes talk about it every work day 5-12 times a day for 2 months straight.

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@enyaville @AdhiamboA18274 @onthattightrope Thank you, Aimee.

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From an OG Swiftie to the New Age Swifties: Why are yall so pressed for a fight in the comments?

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No for real. The next roast should be @LoganPaul and/or @jakepaul. I’ll beg.

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Can we please roast @LoganPaul and @jakepaul?

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So they killed Cassandra first, cuz she feared the worst…

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@thisisvertrying @nowurbluue The HYPOCRISY. Babe. Nah.

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@swillscate Read a couple weeks ago - looking forward to hearing what you think!

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@swillscate From LIFE. Tired from life.