My wife had to put gas in her car for the first time in years, and as soon as she stepped out the car a nigga instantly tried to talk to her 😭🤣🤣
I ain’t even mad at him that was my fault for slacking in my duty 🤣🤣🤣
The @nyknicks are home and our city is ready to show out.
We’re hosting a free watch party for 5,000 New Yorkers tonight in Bryant Park.
You can register at the link below starting at noon today: https://t.co/Te8eGk5TwW
No MSG watch party outside the Garden during the biggest game of the year because a selfish weirdo chooses to want to make himself the center of attention during a moment where the vibes have been immaculate . Y’all president is really a weirdo.
Hey ladies!!! Please don’t give us anymore advice on how to keep a man… We wanna know how to make 100k every month. Those are the secrets we wanna know!!!
NEW YORK FUCKING CITY!!!!!!!!! MAMDANI!!!!! BAGELS!!!!! BACON EGG N CHEESE!!!! BROOKLYN!!!!! THE BRONX!!!!! HARLEM!!!!!!! QUEENS!!!!!! BIGGIE!!!! TIMBS!!!! HALAL CART. BODEGA CATS. JAYWALKING. PIZZA!!!!! FUCK ERIC ADAMS!!!! WE ARE THE GREATEST CITY IN AMERICA!!!!!!