The Southern Shade

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[The Southern Shade @ShadySoutherner]

Me trying to figure out how to take a CFA L3 exam online…

[The Southern Shade @ShadySoutherner]

@KaplanSchweser Story of my studying life.

[The Southern Shade @ShadySoutherner]

@KaplanSchweser Kaplan, the learn website is completely unacceptable. You need to staff people on the weekends to fix your site. If I fail this exam, I want my money back. I didn’t pay for $1000+ dollars to not have access to practice exams/questions in the weeks up to the exam. UNACCEPTABLE.

[The Southern Shade @ShadySoutherner]

The Kaplan Learn website for CFA is down on a weekend… AGAIN. T-minus two weeks from the exam and no access to practice questions. @KaplanSchweser FIX YOUR WEBSITE.

[The Southern Shade @ShadySoutherner]

@KaplanSchweser completely unacceptable that your website is down all day. I work a full time job and dedicate my weekends to studying. It’s been impossible with your buggy website that is always crashing. We are 3 weeks out from the exam. If I pass, it will be no thanks to you.

[The Southern Shade @ShadySoutherner]

@42BrooklynDodge @Kaplan_Online I’m so livid. It’s been so frustrating.

[The Southern Shade @ShadySoutherner]

@KaplanSchweser what is going on with your kaplanlearn website for CFA?? It’s been crashing all day.

[Andrea Kappler 🇺🇸 @winelover64]

“I’m not a cat.” 🤣🤣🤣 RT @RexChapman: So — this lawyer on a Zoom had to let a judge know he wasn’t a cat after accidentally switching to a cat filter..

[The Southern Shade @ShadySoutherner]

@vagisil But that’s exactly what you’re doing. You’re telling girls that their natural body is bad and that they need wipes, washed, serums to “glow up” their vaginas. Honestly, we women have had enough body shaming for a century. Please go back to the 1950s and stay there.

[The Southern Shade @ShadySoutherner]

@TheRealHoarse whataboutism for days.

[Josh Gross @endtwist]

So many folks (esp. the media) are missing the complete backstory on $GME and how we got here.

This has been simmering for over a year and the story behind it is great. I’ve been tracking this since September and devoured all of the details from the origin through today.

[The Southern Shade @ShadySoutherner]

@RogerMarshallMD Oh you mean the guy who honorably died defending our Capitol, our constitution, and democratic process while you and others fanned the flames of lies, insurrection, and conspiracy? Take your prayers elsewhere.

[The Southern Shade @ShadySoutherner]

@RogerMarshallMD SIT. DOWN. You don’t get to be a hero. You don’t get to be the good guy. You were riding the coattails of an insurgency movement and we will be here to remind you every single day that you do not deserve the position of Senator.

[The Southern Shade @ShadySoutherner]

@SenatorLankford This is YOUR Frankenstein. Why don’t you go ahead and continue to support Trump like you were 7 hours ago?? It’s bc you know it no longer serves you. YOU DON’T GET TO BE THE GOOD GUY, NOT TODAY.

[The Southern Shade @ShadySoutherner]

@tedcruz This is your Frankenstein and you’ll forever be remembered for being a cohort of an insurgency movement to overthrow the Capitol. #PartyofInsurgency

[The Southern Shade @ShadySoutherner]

@LindseyGrahamSC How quickly you forget. Thankfully we are here to remind you.

[The Southern Shade @ShadySoutherner]

@LindseyGrahamSC Sit. The. Fuck Down. This is your monster. You helped create this. You condoned this for FOUR YEARS. You don’t get to be a hero; you don’t get to be the good guy. You should be in jail for aiding and abetting a insurgency movement.

[The Southern Shade @ShadySoutherner]

@mtarm Forgiveness shouldn’t be conditional upon justice. If she really forgave them she wouldn’t have supported the execution.

[The Southern Shade @ShadySoutherner]

@shanscho @JuddLegum Trump supporters are not Republican supporters and they’ve proven to show up at Trump’s call. Trump is dangling Republicans re-election campaigns and power in their face. You want my supporters support in the future? You do this for me now. Typical quid pro quo.

[The Southern Shade @ShadySoutherner]

@JuddLegum I actually believe the whole thing is a loyalty test. This is the beginning of the end of the Republican Party. Those who do and those who don’t.